Peter Parker Imagines

yeet here's a joke

WARNINGS: dont take sERIOUS

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Peter was on another mission... again. He went up in the galaxy to fight Thanos. The war never stopping. You were worried sick. What if something happened to him up there? What if—

You didn't want to think about it. You loved Peter so much and you never got to tell him bla bla blaaa.

BORING! Let's skip to the fighting part.

So I was there right. Trying to save Peter, he almost got crushed. I was the only human without super powers, at least that's what Tony said to me. I look over to the giant purple man and recognize him from somewhere.

"HOLY SHIT! Thanos? As in? THE CHAIR GUY!" You yell and he looks at you. "Who are you—... Y/N? Wow! Long time no see!" Thanks exclaimed. "Dude! It's been forever since I've seen you!" You chuckle and everyone looks confused. "I really don't want the world to end, but as a good friend! I support you!" You say with a smile. "I appreciate that," Thanos says to you and Peter looks even more confused. "You're friends with my father?!" Nebula said angry. "Well, yeah! Our parents were really good friends until they sort of died due to this blue guy. Eh?" You shrugged and Thanos picked you up. "How about, you get to choose which lives I spare here. Only 2 people," Thanos states and your eyes beam of excitement.

"I want my bb Peter to stay alive and Tony Stark. Not that the rest sucks, I just wuv peetie and Tony is a father for him," You say childish and Peter looks at you with adoring eyes. Thanos then drops you on accident oepsie doepsie but you transform into a bird and you're SHOOK. WIG FLEW.

"I DO HAVE POWERS... brooo" You say and fly around. "HELL YEAH!" You say and fly over to Peter. You transform back and give Peter a passionate kiss. Thanos is not very pleased but you very happy with Peterrrr. Peter wants to fuck u and Tony is like, "hell no" so he yeets a blaster and you two pULL APART BUT OH NO PETER IS TURNED ON. Shit now he has 🅱️oner. You smirk and Peter blushes. "Thanos! Can you please remove Hawkeye! He's such a lame character!" You yell at him and he puts his thumbs up. Peter smirk and brings you two a random hotel.

Oh shit u has the fucks and now Thanks has a grandchild. it feels like it. Thanos ended up killing half of the universe except you and Peter and Tony and May. Wow. Amazing story.

A/N:

this was actually an old imagine i made for a joke so now YEET HERE YA GO