Peter Parker Imagines

Epic

WARNINGS: this is just a joke :0 i swear i am working on an imagine sksksk

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"Do you ever want kids Y/N?" Peter asks you. You spit out that t e a that you were sipping and laugh. Peter tilts an eyebrow. "That's really funny," You say. Peter makes the same face he made in IW when other Peter said that Thor wasn't that good looking. "Dude, have you seen Dr. Phil?" You ask Peter. Peter facepalms. "That's the reason?!" He says disappointed. "YES! I HAVE SEEN EVERY DR PHIL EPISODE OF PEWDIEPIE AND DR PHIL HAS CONVINCED ME TO NEVER HAVE CHILDREN!!" You say and sip on your tea again.

Peter pouts. "But what if I want children?" Your adorable boyfriend asks you. You give him a 'really?' face and Peter pouts. You ignore him but Peter continues to pretend to be sad. "Your sadness is faker than Laura Lee's apology video," You say to him. He groans. "Do you have to involve memes in everything?" Peter says annoyed. You nod. "Yes and my favorite one of 2018 was the disintegration meme," You smirk at him. Peter puts a hand on his heart. "Ouch," He says.

"You know I actually died, right?" Peter crosses his arms. "You bet ya ass Thanos didn't mourn over that, am i right?" You wink at him and sip some more tea. Peter rolls his eyes. "Do you have to say every IW Dolan Dark or Granday meme?" Peter slouches on the couch as you look at him. "Yeah," You say before sitting next to him. Peter cuddles up to your side.

"You know, I've beaten Thanos many times!" You nod to him. "Really?" Peter says unconvinced. "I got multiple Victory Royales my man!" You shout before placing your tea on the table and playing the default fortnite dance song and doing the fortnite default dance. Peter looks disappointed and wants to disintegrate again.

You wink at him. "You make me want to commit not feeling so good," He groans.

"THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!"

A/N: these are all 2018 memes and we need to leave Fortnite in 2018 pls.