I'm With You {Peter Parker X AVENGER! Reader} [SLOW UPDATES]

QUICK EXPLANATION

Since Infinity War came out my friends are all like, "WRITE IT!!!!!"

So I am writing it, it's just you, me, the Avengers, The Guardians-

Deadpool: And ME!!

Me: Deadpool, you're not even in IW, go home.

Deadpool: *mildly offended* I mean I could be a good add- ohhhhh shit!

Me: *rolls eyes* what now?

Deadpool: I LEFT THE OVEN ON!! TELL SPIDEY I LOVE HIM, I GOTTA GO!!

Anyway, it's just you, me, the Avengers, The Guardians, the Wakandans-

Deadpool: WAKANDA FORVERRRRR!!!!!!

Me: *looks at Rocket* Can I use that?

Rocket: *hands over the awesome space gun with a toothy grin* By all means!

Me: Thanks, *aims at Deadpool's crotch area* I WILL SHOOT YOU!!

Deadpool: *freezes and shuts up*

Me: *grins and hands the gun back to Rocket*

As I was saying, this story is about you and making every moment count, be sure to use your imagination as well, because I assure you, you will feel everything all at once-

Deadpool: Like that one time when Ali read the Maze Runner and had bawled her eyes out uncontrollably, all because Newtmas wasn't endgame.

Me: Deadpool!!! Do not EVER, joke about that again!!!!

Deadpool: *smirks* please Tommy, please

Avengers & Guardians: Uh oh...

Parker: EVERYBODY DOWN, SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!

*incoherent screaming, as the Guardians and Avengers try to break up the fight*

Natasha:
What Ali was gonna say next was that-
*ducks from a flying Deadpool*
she hopes you like it
*laughs nervously*
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