A Subnormal Story

Chapter 1: The origin of Raúl and Eleazar

Raúl was born in 2004 before Christ, he was a horrible child and the doctor fell from his hands, then he picked it up again but it fell again. When the child opened his eyes to the doctor he had a heart attack and died. The baby Raul was arrested 5 years for murder and when he got out of prison he met his father, with whom they did many pastimes together, went out to fish for food, and returned the fish every time they caught one, since they only ate boots . They also made phone calls to the same number for 5 years until they realized it was their own number, and they had fun throwing rocks at the planes.

A day, at 13 years of age, Raúl was kidnapped and sold to a chicken coop in Switzerland, where he met chicken Eleazar. Raúl was treated badly in the henhouse, they only fed him popcorn, when he just likes seeds, and they only let him sleep 16 hours a day, when it is normal to sleep 20 hours a day, since a normal day has 24 hours, but a Raul's day has 355 hours, and also only let him write with Comic Sans, therefore, he wanted to escape with Eleazar, in search of his father, so they went on a raft to the sea.

It was a very long trip until they finally reached land. When they got off the raft, they saw that they had arrived in Soviet Russia, got out and met Chuck Norris, who warned them how dangerous that country was, but they did not give importance to it, without taking into account that there is always give importance to everything Chuck Norris says or if something bad will happen to you shortly. They wanted to go eat in a restaurant. When they entered the restaurant, the doorman told them: ¿ɹǝpɹo ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐʇ ı plnoɔ 'ƃuıuɹoɯ pooƃ. Raul and Eleazar looked like assholes and sat at a table, which was upside down for some reason. They asked for food, Eleazar was served a Grilled Chicken but when he ate it he vomited it. They wanted to eat all the other food, but when they tried, it was a big mistake, because in Soviet Russia, you do not eat food, food eats you.

They left the restaurant with a bitten arm and Eleazar with a bitten wing and went to the airport to go to any country other than that, but when they got on the plane, they forgot that in Soviet Russia, planes do not fly; They swim, so they went to the country of Gringoland for water. Already there they landed in a rural area, they were in the field and they found a horse, so they domesticated him and took him away, they named him: Boniface, but soon after they changed him for Jesus.

One year after continuing to search, they surrendered. Raul wanted to enroll in a school called Centesima Tranidad along with Eleazar and his horse Jesus, since at that time if animals were accepted as students. Some of his teachers were: Baldi, a little strict but they got along, Miss Simian, or Rasputin, who was the best teacher and who gave the matter of subnormality to Raul, where almost everyone failed except Raul, who always took 10 and Eleazar who drew 9, Jesus passed it with 6. Currently, they do not have good memories of what happened, but they continue to study together 4000 years later Raúl, Eleazar and Jesús, and someone else that I can not mention here, but I think That was Chuck Norris.