A Subnormal Story

Chapter 2: Subnormality is no longer a word - Raúl's father

If chapter 1 seemed stupid, then chapter 2 is twice as stupid. Raul graduated from high school in 2021, already having a normal life, a year after the death of Donald Trump and the re-election of Barack Obama, and went to college at the end of that year. Raúl started studying programming and one day, he entered the wrong class and entered the science class, then asked him to mix chemical components and ended up unintentionally discovering a new component of the periodic table: the subnormalany. This element can only be accessed by someone with subnormality percentage above 100,000,000% and very hard. The percentage of Raúl is 99999999999999999999999999999999999999% (36 times written 9). This is also used to study certain behaviors such as potatoes or puddings. As Raúl is so subnormal the first thing he does with the subnormalany, is to drink it, when he does this, he discovers a new level of subnormality, the ∞%. With this Raúl becomes a giant and destroys the university and eats a lamborghini that was parked there. At that time subnormality was no longer a word for him.

The people call the police and all the units arrive, but even that is not enough, since Raúl is so stupid and subnormal that he is indestructible, so they are forced to call the Avengers (without Spiderman, unfortunately) but the stomp and kill them. Raúl at that time was more than 16 meters (More than what Whatsapp Black Guy measures, which are 8 meters, and even more than what it measures Whatsapp Black Guy, which are 12 meters), so they are forced to call Godzilla, but since she is busy delivering pizzas, they call King Kong (which measures 15 meters). Then Raul was about to lose, but the Smash Ball appears and grabs it, using his power to summon Rasputin, who beat everyone and left. The last thing the police could do was call Leon of Resident Evil, who killed Raúl with a shot in the head with a Bazooka.

After Raúl wakes up because he did not die, he only lost the effect of the subnormalanio, so he goes to a cafe, where he finds his father, who says: -I am your father- to which Raúl responds: -Great! -. Together they do stupid things like telling how many mosquitoes pass through the sidewalk, or fishing lizards and gulls in the sea.

One day, on September ∞, they were eating rabbit eggs when suddenly a masked guy comes in through the window and takes him away. Raúl tries to call the Polipopo but he can not because he does not have a balance for emergency calls. Raúl searches the internet on his phone with a balance of 9G which he always had, like cheating for setzual raphitzt like Logan Paul (lie) and puts three flamethrower traps, one in his carpentry room (which is all made of wood), a in your pool underwater and one in his ass.

Raul was waiting for the kidnapper in case he returned, and the flamethrower that was in his ass was activated, since the guy had passed behind, and Raúl chases him to the carpentry room, where he activates the flamethrower and burns his house like a big stupid. Raul catches the guy with the flamethrower who was in the pool under the water and burns it. Raúl calls the Polipoop with a subnormal sonic ray and they arrest the guy, although they release him 5 seconds later for lack of evidence, so Raúl has no choice but to take justice with his own subnormal hands and looks for his friends so that help.

A week of 8 days later Raúl meets with two of his friends, Eleazar and Hernán. At her grandmother's sister-in-law's granddaughter's house, they eat mini piTzas of cheese, then make a plan to get revenge and save her father. Hernán hacks Gogl Mapz and sees the location of the kidnapper, who lives in a house attached to the ground, so they go there while they eat a delicious kind of kebab to be more subnormal while the plan is made and to get better, and when they arrive they touch the door and Raul says: -Give back to my father, bitch- what the kidnapper says: -No- and close and leave. Then they go for an ice cream and return to the kidnapper's house which they fill with TNT of Minecraft and light it, then it explodes and the kidnapper leaves the house and reveals himself, in reality he is a secret agent named Gilibert who also dedicates himself to make orchestras, and tells them: "Circle with your finger" and everyone is stunned and Giliberto runs away, but left Raul's father so they pick him up and say: - Are you okay? - Which does not respond well They say again, "Are you okay?" and he does not answer until Raúl says: "Potato", to which his father replies: -Pudín-. Then everyone will celebrate and eat burrito. From that day on, Raul always gets his ass itched because he has it burned by the flamethrower.