A Subnormal Story

Chapter 7: Spatial Subnormality - The Subnormal Titanic

In 2026, NASA search subnormal people for a mission to go to the planet Wednesday, so Raul sees that and goes to the university to be an astronaut, and leaves 1 hour later, as a study done in 2025 indicated that the more Subnormal is the astronaut, more successful would be the space mission, and that's why they exonerated him from all the tests and graduated the same day he entered university. Then Raúl goes to Gringoland to audition to see how subnormal he was to get on the rocket, but seeing his face was enough for NASA and they hired him without even knowing anything about him. When Raul was ready he saw that Eleazar arrived to audition and his results were approved so he was going to get on the rocket with Raúl.

A potato after Raul got on the rocket along with Eleazar and Neil Armstrong, but could not start for lack of fuel, so they had to take the rocket pushing it to make a stop on the moon to fill the gasoline and took advantage of going to Domino's Pizza of the moon. After that they took off and went to the planet Wednesday, but they got Space Invaders in 8 bits and thought they were screwed, but they remembered that Raul had the power of the laser poop so they manage to kill them, but the final boss of Space Invaders, but they realized that Space Invaders were 2D and could easily surround them.

Then they get something that seems to be a girl lost in space, completely red and with a gem embedded in her shoulder, Eleazar puts her in the rocket, but Raul sees her and quickly pushes her through the door and sends her flying, this is because that Raul sees Steven Universe and that was one of the Rubies of the Mother Planet. Then they got Buzz Lightyear flying around, they wanted to say hello but they realized that it was just a cameo and he was not going to be able to interact with them.

After Eleazar is hungry and looking for space food in the fridge, but ate everything there was (including Maruchan Ramen Soup, an energized cocholate and a fork which ate it without any problem) and got so fat that turbulence began and they had to open the top of the rocket where the antenna is and shoot Eleazar, then Raul says to him: - Stay here, the physics of space will make you lose weight and we will look for you when you are weaker. Raúl gets to Hernán in space along with his Waifu and they were looking for the planet of Waifu-Chan's Earth since Hernán still had not recharged his ki to teleport and Raúl wanted to give them the trip so they got on his rocket.

Then they are all calm when they collide with another rocket and Neil Armstrong gives him a heart attack and dies (although respawn at his home) and Raul was stupid because he did not know what to do, so he ends up pressing all the buttons of the rocket but fail to reach to Wednesday, but to Thursday. After that Hernán had already recharged his ki and teleported Raúl to his house and teleported him and the Waifu to Waifu-Chan's Earth.

After that, Raúl decides to forget about that by relaxing and buying a trip for the Titanic, so he gets on the boat and a coffffeeee is served, then realizes that everyone on the ship spoke English and Raúl is left with a face stupid. Meanwhile a conversation was heard between two gringos on the ship who said: -Hey, do you know what is? -, and the other replied: -WHAT THE F*CK IS Ñ? - then unleash the wrath of the gringo gods, since those two people had said the forbidden letter (Ñ) and the gods directed the ship towards an iceberg with which they collide and the ship begins to sink, so they send rescue boats, but unfortunately they could only send paper boats to the mission, that of the 100 that sent only two arrived, but there were two imbeciles who mounted on those boats and fell and sank. The rescue planes arrived, but they ran out of fuel and also stayed on the ship. All had lost hope, but just fell Eleazar, who was still in space and still fat, and used it as a raft to reach the surface. The Subnormal American government asked Eleazar if they could do something for him since Eleazar had been the hero of the story, and asked for a liposuction to lose fatness.