A Subnormal Story

Chapter 6: The Subnormal Jailbreak - Hernan's Waifu

In the year 2025, Raul was in his house of cards, when suddenly there is wind and his house is blown up. Raul decides to buy a trafficked house, so he goes to a random alley down the street because that's where the traffickers live, and is three traffickers houses, the first was of the race of potatoes and was called Waterfakecio, which offered a dollhouse for the price of potatofifty subnormal pesos (which in English means fifty million subnormal pesos). The second trafficker was a girl, named Penelope (what in Spanish means "Penislope"), who offered a house made in Paint for the price of Cuban pesos (equivalent to 1,000,000,000,000,000 subnormal pesos). The third was called Spyke and had afro, which offered a giant luxury mansion 20 floors with 3 pools and 2 jacuzzis included, free cleaning service and professional 24 hours a day with unlimited warranty at no additional cost masseurs, offer just for today And it's not a scam, all for 1 cent. Raúl thought very well and made his decision. The doll house was bought. But then he changed his mind and took the house of Paint.

After that Microsoft removes Paint and makes everything that is made illegal, including Raul's Paint House, so he tries to return it, but in doing so, the SUBNORSWAG arrives and they take Raúl to the Cacalcatraz prison for life. Raul tries several methods to escape, first tries to seduce the prison guards, which is not very effective and only manages to increase his sentence for life to the death penalty, so the Polipopo puts Win + R to execute and write "Raúl", but it appears that "Raúl" is not a valid command, then they realize that they opened on Windows and did not execute to kill a person so they go to the electomagnetic chair and turn it on, then before carrying Raul the Polipoops are talking and telling jokes, one says: -Say car- the other responds: -Car- and the first one answers: -The ass shines- then he laughs so much that he decides to sit on the chair to think about circles in Minecraft and the guy gives a feminine convulsion and it is discovered that it was a trap but the other way around, after that they let Raúl loose for what happened and he throws himself out the window, but he sees that the window from where he was thrown was a tenth floor, so when it ends it falls r is killed.

Then he sees that he still has one life left, probably because of the little green drug that he ate the other day. Then Raúl tries to traffic himself through the border of Poorzuela and Poopland because now Raúl was just as illegal as Marijuana. After that Raul gets an ass transplant so that they do not recognize him and goes to his house in Pobrezuela, but since it had been demolished, it became a house of sticks.

A few days later Raúl and Hernán were in the street while Raúl was teaching Hernán how to throw stones at the planes, when suddenly they found a Neko on the sidewalk, which was in poor condition and they began to take care of it for a month of 32 days until she got better and she started telling them that she was one of the few Waifus who got lost on the earth and that they fell in other parts of the world, then Hernán takes the Waifu to talk to her about something in secret while Raúl he continues to try to throw stones at the planes, and what Hernán says to the Waifu is that he is SladeSlayer, the main protector of the Waifus but hidden among human society under the name of Hernán and that he was doing his best to reconnect with the Waifus, who were possibly in Japan since that place was too attractive for them, then Hernán and the Waifu get a trip to Japan by plane, but on the plane was Raúl, who He did everything and invited a few people to the trip, which were Rasputin, Car, Julio and Eleazar.

When they arrived in Japan, they did not want to go through the baggage screening area at the airport, due to laziness, so they closed their eyes to go unnoticed (except for Julio, who is already Asian) and when they left there they found a pikachu, that Raul pulled out his phone and opened Pokemon Go and caught him. Then they started thinking about what kind of place the Waifus would like and divided into several groups, Raúl and Eleazar, Rasputín and Carro, and Julio and Hernán. The Waifu Neko got into Hernán's pocket.

Raul and Eleazar went to look at the Lolischool and went to the girls' bathroom (because there is no children's bathroom in the Lolischool) and they look for the Waifus there, then, when they do not see any, they go to the security cameras of the school to see what happened the day before in the bathroom (I do not even know why there are security cameras in the bathroom) and see that there was a Waifu shitting with diarrhea (He even smelled bad through the cameras) and followed his trail of poop to her house, so they knock on the door and ask her about the other Waifus, and said that the others were illegally infiltrated in that country, but that she did not because she was licensed to be Waifu. Eleazar begins to feel in love with the Waifu, and when they are about to leave Eleazar stumbles and falls to where the Waifu is, but he is traumatized and Raúl asks him what happened, and it turns out that it was not a Waifu, it was a transvestite with license to be Waifu. Raul and Eleazar run away from there and wash their eyes with soap and vomit about forty times.

Meanwhile Car and Rasputin were searching in a casino, they got there because Car became a car and took Rasputin. In the casino they saw a Neko betting Robux and they asked her if she was one of the Waifus who came to earth, but she ignores them and keeps betting. Then they get a Waifu with a patch on the eye (references everywhere) and they ask him the same thing but he says: -Shhh ... that word is not said here. The two are left with assholes and ask a third girl with purple hair and when they ask, she takes out a knife and commits suicide. Rasputin and Car run out of there and leave.

Meanwhile with Hernán and Julio, they go to a supermarket with all the possible products and start looking for Waifus. Julio enters a little photo machine and Hernán starts to look for him, and when he leaves Julio was dressed as a woman and asks him: -What the fuck are you doing ?! - Julio goes to the little machine again and comes out dressed in potato and Hernán says: -This is better- (In Japan, supermarkets do have those little machines). Hernán gets a girl, when he asks about the Waifus he turns around and sees that he has a beard and they run away. They decided to buy a shampoo Chinese and Shouders, some Doritos brand Shurumigu and bought as twenty stuffed Pikachus.

Then everyone meets and they give up and take a Japanese Milk. After trying to search the Japanese cemetery and see that almost all the Waifus died there because they are illegal, there are a few left to be Waifu and other illegal. They return on the plane to Pobrezuela and Hernán decides to adopt the Waifu and take her home. A month later he proposes marriage and they get married, but at the wedding, when they say that if someone opposes the UN arrives and they say they want to stop the wedding because the Waifu is illegal and they were looking for it for years and they try to take it, but Hernan reveals his true identity to everyone as Slade Slayer, the protector of the Waifus, which makes him illegal, but because he is half demon, the UN is scared and runs away, maybe they looked for an exorcist or something like that but they did not see the UN again for a long time and the wedding ceremony was successfully held. Everyone celebrated and ate potato cake except for Raul who is faithful to potatoes, and the godfather of the wedding was Eleazar. This is the end of the chapter.