A Subnormal Story

Chapter 10: The Subnormal Neighbor - The Subnormal Gauntlet

In 2029 Raul was doing the Moonwalk when he got a mortgage bill for the income taxes from the monthly legal monthly tax payment on the legality price that said if he did not pay the taxes the wolf would come and blow and blow and his House would collapse, so Raul has no choice but to break (and rape) his Porky money box and see that it is poorer than the meaning of the word. Raul went to the bank to see if they accepted the payment with what he had, and the bank lady calls security and they take Raúl out of there because he only had in his piggy bank a rotten shirt button, Pablito's clavito and a piece of the CLAP box. Raul tries to escape the law by calling Car (which comes with an integrated telephone), asking him to take him to Soviet Russia. Once there, Raúl takes advantage of the bug because in Soviet Russia you do not buy the houses, the houses buy you.

Raúl starts living in a house that for some reason was the same as his previous house and sees that he has a neighbor living in front of him with a mustache and strange look, Raúl knocks on the door and says: -Ciao, vicino-, the neighbor stays with face of Fuck the What since the Russian speaks, and the neighbor closes the door and Raul is going to take a course of Russian-Soviet, but instead of taking it, he drank it with instructor and all, and learned the language. Then he went to the neighbor's house and said: -привет, сосед-, but the neighbor says: -I speak English-, and he sees the face of retarded Raul and is scared and closes the door. Raul gets stupid because he drank the course and digested it for nothing.

Then Raúl waits for the neighbor to leave the house to spy and enters through the upper door and the first thing he thinks of doing all the things he could have done, was to find a shovel for himself and dig in a room just because, and there is a coffin and inside a giant plastic doll with huge breasts and is scared, because when you see that, it's like seeing a corpse, then the second that Raúl does of all he could have done, was to put the doll in a classroom chair that the neighbor had, and out of nowhere a shotgun falls from the ceiling, then Raúl goes to another room which was like a circus that the neighbor had for X reason where there was an inn, and Raúl he throws potatoes at some dolls in front of him until a key falls, and Raul, instead of going over the counter, opened the most useless door of life with the key. Then he sees a drill and drills the whole house, opening a hole above the bathroom, just when the neighbor comes and starts to shit, but it does not occur to look up, so Raul grabs a stuffed animal that was in the room and he puts it in the oven for no reason, and when he took it out, the stuffed animal had magically become a key. Then Raúl goes to the neighbor's room and goes to watch television and sees Discovery Kids, where in the news, he says that Catalonia joined Spain again after 5 years. Raúl listens to the neighbor who left the bathroom and panics, and when he sees him, he thinks fast and hits him with a shotgun and kills him. Raul is traumatized but he sees that there was a door that said EXIT, he opens it with the key and enters.

Then he sees that he is in a dungeon and there are 7 puzzles, the first one was parkour, and Raúl does parkour on the roof. The second was to answer a question, which was: - If you hang a smurf of what color it is? - and Raúl responds: -WTF BOOOOM- and opens the door and says: - Correct answer! -. The third puzzle was eating dog food, and since Raúl is subnormal, he does not eat it, he drinks it. The fourth puzzle was to kill a Teletubbie, and Raul throws it into the sun of the Teletubbies and the sun eats it. The fifth puzzle was to draw a pee on the blackboard in his classroom before the teacher arrived and did not catch him, and when he does, the teacher says: -Who drew this pee on the board? - and Raul says: -It was Eleazar- (which was next to him) and the teacher sends him to fly (sound of Heavy saying "DED") The sixth puzzle was to sing the national anthem of his school, but he got bored and became VIP to skip that level . The seventh and final puzzle was to fight against Momo and the Blue Whale, and Raul says to them: -Momo, you are just a statue, and Blue Whale, you already went out of fashion- and the two start to cry and explode. Then Raúl discovers his neighbor's secret which was: a Burger King coupon for 5 people with additional discounts, and Raúl takes and eats it. Then the neighbor enters and sees Raúl eating his secret and Raúl shoots him again, but realizes that the shotgun just stuffed bullets and the neighbor calls the Polipoop which arrests Raúl, but Raúl bribes them for - 50 dollars and manages to leave and leaves.