This was supposed to be a collection of Levi x Reader oneshots (or twoshots, threeshots, it depends), but it eventually became a collection of random stories where Levi is involved because the authors are annoying.
PRAISE THE WALLS
I don't own Attac...
Nick's note: Just so you know, I haven't written this, it's all Tails's doing, I just translated it. ok bye.
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Author's Note: Hi guys, thank you for reading our story and for the votes. Tails's here, because Nick is too busy drawing some ereri shit for yaoi day (it's 8/1 when I'm writing). That being said, let the story start!
Y/N's p.o.v.
Oh, great. Another day of school. Who is excited about learning a lot of VERY USEFUL things for the future? Not me.
I walk to school thinking deeply about existential problems, but I notice someone's following me. Thinking about the worse possibilities (A murderer? A raper? A titan?), I hide behind a corner to surprise my stalker. From here I can see his figure. Ok, so, he's short and has black hair... Oh.
"LEVI!!" I yell. My friend jumps and looks at me scared. "May I know what the hell were you doing?"
"No." He says calmly. He recomposes and stands there looking at me.
"Why were you following me?" I ask confused.
"Then you know what I was doing, so why did you ask?" He smirks. "Anyway, I just wanted to have a laugh scaring the shit out of you, but, as always, you ruined everything." He sighs.
"Well, then let me have a laugh." I whisper in his ear seductively and his cheeks immediately turn bright red. I get closer to him until our noses almost touch, and he turns even redder.
Levi's p.o.v.
Am I dreaming? Y/N, my fucking crush, is leaning closer to me. Could it be...? Could she want to ki-
"HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! YOU'RE COMPLETELY RED!" She steps back laughing hysterically. I feel humiliated. I feel vulnerable. I'd like to shout everything I feel for her like a high school girl would do on a Friday after school in some shitty shoujo manga, but what comes out from my mouth is a simple "Fuck off."
She suddenly starts running because we're really late for class and I follow her. We get at school two minutes before the bell rings, so we stop to catch our breath.
Y/N's p.o.v.
"However, kidding about someone's feelings is not a nice thing to do..." He mutters while panting. He thinks I can't hear him, but I did.
Wait, feelings?
Strange thoughts starts forming in my mind about those "feelings" Levi's talking about, but before I can ask anything the bell rings.
-Timeskip to lunch because Tails is a lazy-ass girl-
Levi's p.o.v.
Hell yeah, finally lunchtime has come, and with that Y/N's wonderful cheerfulness and amazing body.
"LEVIII~" Yells a (unluckily) familiar voice behind me. I turn, and, as expected (of Pieck, that's exactly right. Hahahha. Ok, Nick out.) I see Shitty-Glasses rushing all the way towards me. "So?" She asks me with a fangirlish look in her eyes.
"What?" I ask extremely annoyed.
She looks around us suspiciously and whispers "Did you confess to Y/N? I saw you today and you couldn't take your eyes off fro-"
"What do you have to confess me, Levi?" Asks me the last person I wanted to hear our conversation. I shut Hanji's mouth with my hand and answer nervously. "Absolutely nothing. I don't know what is this idiot talking about. She must have drunk something from her shitty experiments, RIGHT HANJI?" I glare at the stupid scientist and then smile at Y/N.
"Exfactly" She mumbles with my hand still on her mouth. I remove it and take a mental note to wash it with a whole tank of soap later.
"Ok, see you later then." Y/N smiles. Damn, I'd die for that smile.
"You're hopeless, huh?" She says.
"What do you think I should do?" I ask her desperately. Since she's a woman (I think) I assume she should know something about this.
"I dunno, try to flirt with her." She scrolls her shoulders.
"Flirt? What the hell does that mean? Can you please talk in a Levi-understandable language?" I spit.
"Tell her something cute, compliment her about, I don't know, her hair, her eyes..." I'm still confused and she lost her patience.
"Goddammit, Levi. You have to make your move!"
"I don't know how!" I shout angrily.
"Just... Search on the internet. You can do this, ok? I believe in you." She then walks away towards her lab.
Why me?
Y/N's p.o.v.
And another day of school is over. Hell yes, I don't have homework today so I'm free~
I smile as I exit the building and walk home.
"Oi, Y/N." I hear a voice, so I turn to see Levi leaning on a wall with a pair of sunglasses in his pocket.
"Hey, Levi! What are you doing here? And... Why do you have a pair of sunglasses?" I ask confused pointing at them.
"Oh, you know" he says putting them on "I have to wear them. Your beauty is so dazzling." He smirks and I look at him with a pokerface.
I burst laughing violently, holding my stomach and tears in my eyes. "Oh my god Levi, I'm lucky I have you. You're so funny!" I keep laughing, on his face an unreadable expression. I don't think he was expecting this kind of reaction.
I recompose and smile. "Well, see you tomorrow then. Bye." I walk away still laughing about what I just saw.
Levi's p.o.v.
What the fuck did just happen?
Nick's Note: Ok, so. This is the end of part one. I'd really wanted it to be a oneshot BUT IF TAILS DOESN'T GIVE ME ANYTHING I CAN'T WRITE THE REST. So there you go. Part one. When FINALLY SOMEONE WILL DECIDE TO DO SOMETHING AND GIVE ME A FINALE (ofc I'm kidding, I know she has other things to do don't hate me plz) I'll write it so we'll all know if Levi actually gets Y/N or if he gets rejected.
