Levi's Fanclub #2

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Tails: Here we go again. Why are we here today?

Erwin: I don't know. Nick called us but I can't find her anywhere.

Petra: Now that you mention it, where are Eren and Zeke?

Nick: * bursts into the room * OK GUYS HERE I AM. WITH NEW MEMBERS. HERE'S KUCHEL, KENNY, HANJI AND Y/N. THEEERE WE GO.

Everyone: Hi Kuchel, hi Kenny, hi Hanji, hi Y/N.

Tails: Have you seen the Jaegers?

Nick: Oh yeah, of course. * brings the two of them tidied together into the room *
Now. Dear reader, if you haven't read the latest chapter of the manga I suggest you stop right here.





I'm not kidding.







Go away.





I don't want to ruin your life.







Ok, I'm not responsible for whatever choice you made.




So. I called you here today because we have to discuss about an important fact. Hanji, you know what I'm talking about.

Hanji: Well, Levi's about to die.

Erwin: HE WHAT???

Nick: Bro, calm your eyebrows.

Petra: How is that? Who did this?

Nick: * glares at Zeke * Ask him...

Zeke: Hey, I have to reach my goal.

Tails: And gaining the hate of thousands of people is the right way to do that?

Zeke: You damn right, ma'am.

Kuchel: Ok but, he's going to survive, isn't he? I mean, HE CAN'T DIE, CAN HE???

Kenny: Yo sis, chill. He's a fuckin' Ackerman. He survived tones of shit, he'll get through this.

Hanji: Actually I don't know... It looks pretty bad...

Nick: Can we agree it's not Eren's fault? My little boy would never do this. * Hugs him tight *

Erwin: Anyway, he can't go. He has to fulfill his promise.

Zeke: EXCUSE ME I'D LIKE TO LIVE A LITTLE MORE.

Tails: So does Levi...

Nick: Well, I mean, we're not sure about it, he went through a lot of sh-

Tails: Shut up. And stop stroking Eren's hair. You're scaring him.

Nick: He's not scared * pouts *

Eren: P-please, stop it.

Petra: In the end what are we going to do?

Nick: There's a nice place nearby. They make amazing pizzas.

Petra: That's not what I meant.

Nick: Oh well. Anyway, can I have the sword with his fingers?

Tails: OH MY GOD NICK THAT'S GROSS.

Nick: Shut up, you jealous potato.

Y/N: Uhm...

Erwin: Forgive us, Y/N, we didn't mean to ignore you.

Y/N: It's not that... It's just... I mean, is it normal that Levi is standing there on the door covered in blood?

Kuchel: Levi!! Oh baby, you're still alive!! * Hugs him *

Levi: Of course I am. We're outside the story. Even if I die in it I can still live in fanfictions.

Zeke: WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE YOU MONSTER

Levi: Oh, hi beardy. And hi brat. Is this some sort of family reunion? Because last time it happened a wAR HAS STARTED.

Eren: Don't worry about it, Captain. Everything is going as planned.

Erwin: It's not one of my failsafe plans though.

Everyone: ...

Erwin: JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR THE SURVEY CORPS

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE














THE END

I'm so tired. Sorry. Bye. Ily.

N&T out.



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