Tails: Here we go again. Why are we here today?
Erwin: I don't know. Nick called us but I can't find her anywhere.
Petra: Now that you mention it, where are Eren and Zeke?
Nick: * bursts into the room * OK GUYS HERE I AM. WITH NEW MEMBERS. HERE'S KUCHEL, KENNY, HANJI AND Y/N. THEEERE WE GO.
Everyone: Hi Kuchel, hi Kenny, hi Hanji, hi Y/N.
Tails: Have you seen the Jaegers?
Nick: Oh yeah, of course. * brings the two of them tidied together into the room *
Now. Dear reader, if you haven't read the latest chapter of the manga I suggest you stop right here.I'm not kidding.
Go away.
I don't want to ruin your life.
Ok, I'm not responsible for whatever choice you made.
So. I called you here today because we have to discuss about an important fact. Hanji, you know what I'm talking about.
Hanji: Well, Levi's about to die.
Erwin: HE WHAT???
Nick: Bro, calm your eyebrows.
Petra: How is that? Who did this?
Nick: * glares at Zeke * Ask him...
Zeke: Hey, I have to reach my goal.
Tails: And gaining the hate of thousands of people is the right way to do that?
Zeke: You damn right, ma'am.
Kuchel: Ok but, he's going to survive, isn't he? I mean, HE CAN'T DIE, CAN HE???
Kenny: Yo sis, chill. He's a fuckin' Ackerman. He survived tones of shit, he'll get through this.
Hanji: Actually I don't know... It looks pretty bad...
Nick: Can we agree it's not Eren's fault? My little boy would never do this. * Hugs him tight *
Erwin: Anyway, he can't go. He has to fulfill his promise.
Zeke: EXCUSE ME I'D LIKE TO LIVE A LITTLE MORE.
Tails: So does Levi...
Nick: Well, I mean, we're not sure about it, he went through a lot of sh-
Tails: Shut up. And stop stroking Eren's hair. You're scaring him.
Nick: He's not scared * pouts *
Eren: P-please, stop it.
Petra: In the end what are we going to do?
Nick: There's a nice place nearby. They make amazing pizzas.
Petra: That's not what I meant.
Nick: Oh well. Anyway, can I have the sword with his fingers?
Tails: OH MY GOD NICK THAT'S GROSS.
Nick: Shut up, you jealous potato.
Y/N: Uhm...
Erwin: Forgive us, Y/N, we didn't mean to ignore you.
Y/N: It's not that... It's just... I mean, is it normal that Levi is standing there on the door covered in blood?
Kuchel: Levi!! Oh baby, you're still alive!! * Hugs him *
Levi: Of course I am. We're outside the story. Even if I die in it I can still live in fanfictions.
Zeke: WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE YOU MONSTER
Levi: Oh, hi beardy. And hi brat. Is this some sort of family reunion? Because last time it happened a wAR HAS STARTED.
Eren: Don't worry about it, Captain. Everything is going as planned.
Erwin: It's not one of my failsafe plans though.
Everyone: ...
Erwin: JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR THE SURVEY CORPS
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
THE END
I'm so tired. Sorry. Bye. Ily.
N&T out.
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