This was supposed to be a collection of Levi x Reader oneshots (or twoshots, threeshots, it depends), but it eventually became a collection of random stories where Levi is involved because the authors are annoying.
PRAISE THE WALLS
I don't own Attac...
Erwin: Very well, my fellow comrades of the 'Levi's Fanclub'. Today's meeting is to discuss about how to get to see Levi shirtless. Any ideas?
Hanji: What about sneaking in his bathroom while he's taking a shower?
Nick: * jumps and slams her hands on the table * HELL YES. HANJI YOU'RE A GENIUS. WE'LL DEFINITELY DO THAT.
Erwin: Nick, calm down. We can't do that, he'll slice us.
Nick: Well, that means I'll have to sacrifice myself for the greater good.
Erwin: No. Let's move on.
Petra: Why don't you just ask him to take his shirt off? He trusts you more than anyone, he will do that.
Erwin: He would never do that, even if it's me.
Eren: What about spilling his tea on his shirt so he has to change his clothes?
Zeke: * cries * That's my brother...
Erwin: No way! That means death for all of us! Plus, black tea is expensive.
Petra: Then what about using water?
Pieck: * pops up from nowhere * That could work, but we don't have a bucket big enough.
Zeke: AS EXPECTED OF PIECK THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
Hanji: How did she get here?
Tails: I know what to do. Eren should turn into a titan, so we use his titan body to warm the castle. Since it's summer it will be so hot that he'll have to take his shirt off.
Erwin: That's a good idea!
Eren: I don't know if I-
Nick: * grabs Eren's collar * Eren, do you understand what happens if you help us? You'll get to see for the first time Levi's abs. Can you see them, Eren? Those amazing muscles covered by sweating skin in a hot summer day. A hundred times better than yours and Mikasa's put together.
Eren: * blushes *
Tails: Nick, stop it. Your nose is bleeding.
Erwin: Well, then. Do we all agree with Tails's plan?
Eren, Zeke, Tails, Nick (still bleeding), Hanji and Petra: YESSIR!
Erwin: Perfect. * stands up and salutes * SOLDIERS! DEDICATE YOUR HEARTS TO THIS MISSION! THIS TIME, WE'LL GET TO SEE LEVI'S ABS! ADVANCE!
Levi: * opens the door * WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING!
Everyone: ....
Erwin: oh shit...
Levi: * sees his pictures all over the walls * What the hell is this
Erwin: There's no coming back now.
Erwin: SOLDIERS! TIE HIM UP AND TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT!
Levi: wha-
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGG * jump on Levi, tie him, and rip off his shirt *
Narrator: On that day, mankind finally get to know how hot was Smol Boi Levi with his eight-pack.
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Author's Note: I felt the urge to write this after I realized that Levi and Erwin's abs have been censored. I hope we'll be able to see them later in the anime.
Thanks for reading this, huh, I don't know what this is, just thanks.
If you have any request feel free to comment or message us.
QUICK QUESTION: What's your favorite AoT OP? Guren no Yumiya, Jiyuu no Tsubasa, Shinzou wo Sasageyo, Red Swan or Requiem der Morgenröte (it's not an opening but it's still a Linked Horizon song)?
And do you read the manga?
Thanks again for reading and see you next time.
BYE.
Nick and Tails out.
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