Levi x Reader Oneshots (or Twoshots, Threeshots, it depends)

Levi x Neko!Reader

DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS WRITTEN AND TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH BY TAILS. Usually, she hands me the original chapter written in Italian and I translate to English, but this time I was unbelievably lazy so she did all the work. That's why the English might... not be the best. And right now Tails has gone crazy. So, while I try to calm her, enjoy the chapter!   (art up above made by me /bakactarts on Instagram, twitter, tumblr/ :))

-Nick

<I don't even think about it!> Levi shouted

<Come on Levi, I'm not asking you much ..>

<I don't care, Hanji, I won't take care of a cat.>

Hanji snorted frustrated at his colleague's stubbornness. How much did it cost?

<Levi, please!>

<No! I'm sick of your experiments. Always do what you want and in the end it is the others who suffer the consequences. I will not carry that damned cat around.>

Hanji began to feel guilty: in reality it is true, the woman did nothing but create problems.

However, a mischievous idea flashed into her head.

<Levi> called flirtatious <actually that cat is not a simple cat.>

<I know, dickhead> the man replied casually, drinking a cup of his beloved tea <you took a person in the body of research and thought it well to submit him to your crazy experiments. As a consequence, that poor person currently looks like a cat.>

<Perfect synthesis, corporal. However, ignore the identity of my beloved guinea pig.> Hanji said, closer and closer to his intent.

<Now that you make me think it's true. Who would be the unfortunate poor?> Asked Levi, continuing to sip his drink quietly.

Hanji approached that little to allow her to whisper in his ear <Y / N>

Poor Levi. Poor, poor Levi. In the span of half a second he poured, or rather spit, his tea all along the table, staining some important documents. As if that were not enough, a delicious pink complexion made its way between his cheeks.

<Oh Levi! Don't tell me I upset you!>

<Don't worry, I'm fine ..> Levi replied wiping his mouth and looking away.

<Oh, do not be shy, corporal ... I know perfectly well that you would like to take care of the cat Y / N> Hanji continued, more and more determined to turn the knife in the wound.

<And what makes you think that?>

<Maybe your "wet" moments, dear>

And again, Levi found himself with an increasingly intense color not only on the cheeks, but on the whole face.

<I ... I don't know what you're talking about.> He was determined to keep a demeanor. And no, there was no way Hanji had found out. It was true: Levi has always, always had a crush on the girl with h / c hair, however lately he had not limited himself to dreaming of kissing her and holding hands, but he had begun to imagine her doing certain things. The thought of the two of them together that sealed their relationship in something decidedly intimate, was a fixed thought for Levi who, seeing that the attentions he gave to Y / N were not reciprocated, had to vent the accumulated stress. And he did it in a manner, albeit with extreme confidentiality, rather obvious, with thin fingers that fumbled with his "friend" and feeling in paradise.