This was supposed to be a collection of Levi x Reader oneshots (or twoshots, threeshots, it depends), but it eventually became a collection of random stories where Levi is involved because the authors are annoying.
PRAISE THE WALLS
I don't own Attac...
A/N: this is an important chapter to me, because finally I can take my revenge on those little shits we call bugs. I know that in other parts of the world there are things that are bigger and worse than the ones I'm going to write about, but (luckily) here in my country (and in this story) the top enemy of humanity (besides titans) is the stink bug (or whatever you call it).
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If your familiar with it, you'll probably know it's harmless to humans, BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, THEY'RE UGLY, SCARY AS HELL, THEY STINK, THEY'RE USELESS, ANNOYING, NOISY AND I WANT TO WIPE THEM OUT.
That's because around September, especially near the countryside, these things decide to begin their attack to humanity, so they fly around, ruin crops, enter houses and I have to go around with a broom and 34 napkins to get rid of those who get inside my house.
The end.
Forgive me for this long introduction, but I wanted to explain why I wrote this chapter. And if you're wondering about mold and mildew, they're the only things Levi is 'scared' of (not joking).
So here we go
Some castle where the Survey Corps is staying, inside Wall Rose
Y/N's p.o.v.
"You know what? I'd DEFINITELY be able to kill that titan, if only Mikasa didn't get in the way." Eren states as he eats his breakfast.
"You'd be dead if I weren't there." Mikasa replies with her usual calm voice.
"Oh, shut up Mikasa..." Eren pouts. I find him so cute when he does that, my boyfriend Levi never pouts, he's always angry, or expressionless, never scared: he's so boring!
"Well, Eren" I put my hand on his shoulder. "I believe, one day, you'll finally free us from this unbeatable foe we call titans!" I say dramatically.
"I hate you, Y/N." I laugh.
Suddenly, I hear footsteps behind me and I turn to see my favourite midget, Captain Levi.
"Hey Levi!" I stand up and wrap my arms around his neck, earning mocking whispers from Eren.
Levi hugs me back and kisses me.
"Are you done with breakfast?" He whispers and I nod. "Cool, because I have to ask you to help me with something."
"Oh, okay." I say bye to my friends and follow Levi outside the mess hall.
"So what do you need help with?" I ask curious.
"You see, there's an attic here in this castle, but it's been many years since the last time it's been used. Erwin thought we could stock stuff there, so he asked me to clean it." He explains in a monotone voice.
"Okay, but, why do you need my help?" I reply pretty confused.
"You know" he stops and wraps his arms around my waist, bringing me closer to him. "I thought this way we could spend some time together... Just you and me..." He says with a seductive smirk.
