MANGA SPOILERS OF COURSE
Nick: Ugh, Tails, please, wipe out the cobwebs. Tails? TAILS? ARE YOU REALLY SLEEPING??
Tails: Uwaa!! Nick, there's no need to shout!
Nick: YOU WERE FUCKING ASLEEP!
Tails: WELL I'M SORRY FOR BEING TIRED, WE'VE BEEN HERE WAITING FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW A SHIT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO LEVI AND HANJI! PLUS, THE DEAD MEMBERS OF THE CLUB HAVE LEFT BECAUSE THE AFTERLIFE IS MORE FUNNY THAN THE WAITING FOR OUR LOVED ONE!
Reader: Tails, please, calm down.
Eren: Yeah, I mean, last time he was still alive.
Tails: He's certainly more alive than you, Jaeger.
Zeke: Hey, we're currently on a trip in the paths, Loli Ymir is going to take him back to life later.
Eren: Plus, why do we care about Captain again? He's just a miserable-
Tails: Eren, don't you dare, you fricki-
Eren: S L A V E.
Tails: OH YOU'VE DONE IT NOW, YOUNG MAN.
Nick: Tails, if you don't chill I'm gonna kick you out of this story.
Tails: Mpf
Nick: So, back on what we were talking about. Let's see how many characters are currently under unknown circumstances.
Zeke: Well, basically everyone, since everybody aside from the 104th, us Jaeger bros and some marleyans are either dead, titans, unconscious or in bad conditions.
Eren: Yeah, and most of it is your fault.
Zeke: Ugh, you're talking exactly like your father.
Eren: Whether you like it or not, you have to admit that it's your father too, oNIISAN.
Levi: Excuse me, but wasn't this a Fanclub dedicated to me?
Tails: Well yes, but then you decided to get blow- wait.
Nick: Hi Levi. Wassup?
Levi: Oh not much. Wanna know what happened to me in the last months?
Tails: YES! YES! FINALLY!
Levi: Oh so basically-
Yams: Levi~ Where are you~? You know you can't hide from me~
Levi: No... Not him again... No... anything but him... Please... No.. NO NO NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reader: NO NO LEVI DON'T GO, WE WANT TO KNOW, NO
Tails: STAY HERE, STAY HERE, LEVI
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
On that day, the Fanclub received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of Hajime Isayama, the only one who owns our lives.
Nick and Tails out.
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