This was supposed to be a collection of Levi x Reader oneshots (or twoshots, threeshots, it depends), but it eventually became a collection of random stories where Levi is involved because the authors are annoying.
PRAISE THE WALLS
I don't own Attac...
The students were in the gym: first, the girls had practice, then it was the boys' turn and lastly, they played a volleyball match all together.
After the training, Y/N and Hanji sat down and watched as the boys started their warm-up: among them, there was Levi, Y/N's boyfriend.
"Hey Y/N," said the brunette "look at your sweetheart."
"Uhm, yeah... He's pretty good at volleyball."
"Noo no my lil' innocent Y/N" Hanji chuckled "Look at his ass."
Well, yes. At that moment, those shorts highlighted Levi's nice booty, with his hand on his hips to accentuate his curves (he looked like a girl) and poor Y/N couldn't ignore this. When she realized all that, her face exploded. Literally. She probably never felt as embarrassed as she was then, and obviously, Hanji took advantage of that.
"I mean, with that sweet solid ass of his, he seems to be saying 'Hey Y/N, tonight we'll have fun, but I'll be the one admiring your bottom'" She mocked.
Little Y/N. She didn't know what to do. She didn't see often this side his boyfriend.
"Shut up, dumbass..." She whispered at her friend.
"My little Y/N, look at him, observe him carefully. Watch it till you can, since you won't have a chance like this ever again.
Sincerely, Y/N agreed and started enjoying the show. Those round, soft, yet solid butt cheeks. Y/N always wanted to dive her finger in them, but Levi's always been extremely careful about that. Though he was the first to do that to his girlfriend whenever he wanted. After those thoughts, Y/N kept focusing on his adorable boyfriend. Whenever he bent, his ass assumed a weird shape, as if-
"Y/N, why are you staring at Ackerman's butt? Perhaps you're a pervert?"
Y/N's face decided once again to become as red as the best tomato you can find in the Universe, just so Hanji could die of laughter again. But when Y/N saw Levi turn slowly and walk towards her, her skin immediately turned pale.
"Darling, I swear it's not what it looks like-" Y/N was abruptly interrupted by the man who whispered in her ear.
"Keep your eyes down, tonight you'll be able to look at it as much as you want..."
Tails's Note: Hi guys! It's been a while. Actually, I made a prank for Nick, but she got mad and had me write this one-shot. I LOVE YOU NICK <3. And I love you too, guys!
BYEEE
Nick's response:
okay, just so everyone knows, she made the prank because I told her that if she wrote a chapter I would've put her beloved Ed in it. That day, I received this.
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Translation:
Y/N: If life gives you lemons...
Levi: Oh God, not again...
Y/N: you mAKE A LEMONADE!!!!
About Tails's Ed... you got an amazing Märchen von Friedhof portrayed by His Majesty Revo (you know that sunglasses weirdo who sang aot ops?)
and here goes Ed. This is what you get for making such old jokes.
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If that little shit dares complaining about this masterpiece I managed to make at midnight right before falling asleep, I'm gonna kick her ass. With love. I'm not even going to revision the chapter, I'm too tired.
