YOU KNOW THERE ARE MANGA SPOILERS, RIGHT?
Nick: What's the name of this thing again?
Tails: Dude, it's wattpad.
Nick: And what's it about?
Erwin: Girls, we're kinda trying to have a meeting here.
Nick: About what
Petra: Nick, this is Levi's Fanclub.
Nick: Excuse me, what?
Tails: Bro, you fucking created it.
Nick: OOOOOOOHH I REMEMBER. Sorry, it's been such a long time.
Tails: Of course it's been, you have been 'busy' for the last seven months.
Nick: No time to talk about that. Let's talk about today's topic. LEVI IS ALIVE.
Eren: Heh
Petra: Well, that's a really good news!
Nick: Hanji described his current state as that of 'a man who has failed to die' and they're now seeking help from Pieck.
Erwin: That doesn't seem a good idea.
Tails: That would be the case, if Eren HADN'T JUST FREED THE WALL TITANS.
Eren: No regrets. Everything for my favorite loli Ymir.
Tails: Fuck you and your loli.
Nick: And fuck me, please.
Tails: GODDAMMIT NICK
Erwin: Can we just- ugh, Zeke what are you doing?
Zeke: Have you seen this cute photos of Eren when he was just a toddler? How cuuutee! I can't believe he's now become like this.
Nick: Hey, you got anything against him?
Petra: Let's just chill, plea-
Hanji: HEEEEYYYYY EVERYONE
Hanji: GUESS WHO'S HERE
Hanji: THE HARMLESS MIDGET WHO HAS FAILED TO DIE
Levi: You're lucky I can't beat your ass right now.
Hanji: AND SPECIAL GUEST
Hanji: ANNIE LEONHARDT
Everyone: What
Annie: What
Nick: Why is she he-
Tails: OHMYGODANNIEILOVEYOUIHAVEBEENYOURFANSINCEYOUBEATTHESHITOUTOFERENFORTHEFIRSTTIME
Eren: That's rude.
Tails: Shut up, Hitler.
Nick: Well, since there's an outsider I declare concluded today's meeting. Sashay away.
Erwin: What?
Nick: Sorry, I've been watching too much RuPaul Drag Race recently.
Tails: HEY GUYS YOU KNOW HAIKYUU SEASON 4 IS COMING OUT REAL SOON?
Nick: Ok, cut.
Hello guys, guess who's back after completely forgetting about this book? I just had so much going on I couldn't keep up with this. Yet I noticed this shitty thing has becone kinda popular. THANK YOU SWEETHEARTS.
Btw, I've also seen some suggestions in the comments, which Tails gladly accepted to use.
I hope this time we're back for real.
HAPPY 2020 AND SEE YOU SOON
Nick and Tails out.
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