heathers texting shitpost

seventeen

blue: bros r u coming to my fortnite theme birthday party

blue: I can send the deets

usethatcootertostopashooter: I'm sorry did you just fucking say fortnite themed birthday party

blue: uh yeah maybe

usethatcootertostopashooter: how old are you

blue: seventeen.....

usethatcootertostopashooter: I'm gonna abort myself

queenbheather: fucking iconic kurt

blue: why thank you heather

veronicasoysauce: I'm gonna piss on all of you

usethatcootertostopashooter: that's how I like it ;)

blue: u r uninvited

usethatcootertostopashooter: good

blue: wow rude I guess you'll miss out on the fortnite porn

queenbheather: excuse

blue: yup;) we're using the flat screen

usethatcootertostopashooter: I'm gonna fucking blow up the school and it's all because of you

veronicasoysauce: babe we talked about this

blue: excuse me u talked about what now

usethatcootertostopashooter: I'm gonna eat your ass~

blue: daddy not in public

usethatcootertostopashooter: akhdisbfjsjdidbfjdnskbfrkdjkffjd wHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

queenbheather: oh don't act like you've never been called that

queenbheather: that's right I've heard it

queenbheather: I've spent the night with you and veronica

mart: excuse me

mart: care to explain veronica?

veronicasoysauce: no not really

blue: mARTHA

blue: r u coming to the fortnite party

mart left the chat