blue: jd more like dj
usethatcootertostopashooter: what the fuck do you want
blue: teach me your ways
usethatcootertostopashooter: you mean my bomb dick ways?
veronicasoysauce: liar
usethatcootertostopashooter: akdjksjdkdndjdn stop snatching my pube weave
blue: teach me fortnite
usethatcootertostopashooter: what makes you think I'm good at fortnite??
blue: shit man you got me there
queenbheather: boys amirite
usethatcootertostopashooter: you have a father
queenbheather: well god what gave that away?
blue: gUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP I NEED TO LEARN FORTNITE
usethatcootertostopashooter: kurt
blue:......yeah?
usethatcootertostopashooter: you're so fucking gay
blue: I'm nOT GAY
veronicasoysauce: mhm sure
queenbheather: yall r pussies
usethatcootertostopashooter: wut
usethatcootertostopashooter: I am NOT a pussy
usethatcootertostopashooter: but I do get it;))))))
veronicasoysauce: not anymore
usethatcootertostopashooter: vERONICA
usethatcootertostopashooter: ur my only pussy :(
queenbheather: that's sad
usethatcootertostopashooter: I'm gonna eat your ass~
queenbheather: veronica is your only source of vag and you think you can eat my ass
blue: FUCK I DIED KAJDIDJDJD
usethatcootertostopashooter: what
blue: what?
usethatcootertostopashooter: you key board smashed my name
queenbheather: you speak key board smash you gay
usethatcootertostopashooter: well yeah who doesn't
usethatcootertostopashooter: hey kurt
usethatcootertostopashooter: wkjdksjdkdjtt?
blue: akjdksjdiraa.
veronicasoysauce: owoaoswintkale
usethatcootertostopashooter: veronica you just said kale
veronicasoysauce: oh....
usethatcootertostopashooter: I'm sorry but you're just not gay enough
veronicasoysauce: but ur not even gay???
usethatcootertostopashooter: you never met me bitch
veronicasoysauce: ??????
veronicasoysauce: you were literally balls deep in me last night
usethatcootertostopashooter: ;)))))))))))
queenbheather: barf
usethatcootertostopashooter: stfu u red pepper wannabe bitch ass
queenbheather: make me you dumb fucking trench coat fetish slut
usethatcootertostopashooter: wow you fucking asshole
usethatcootertostopashooter: no wonder why your color is red
queenbheather: ?
usethatcootertostopashooter: cuz ur always on ur period you fucking demon
queenbheather: ohh hell no you cannot say that
queenbheather: last month you didn't even know what A period was you dumb fucking fuck boy
usethatcootertostopashooter: woah calm down satan
queenbheather: that's it
queenbheather: I'm coming over when you least expect it
veronicasoysauce: hey!
veronicasoysauce: that's my job;)
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionau where jd isn't insane, no one's dead and they're all buddies, a modern au too
