heathers characters as things me and my friends have said
jd
*what's it called when you kill someone
*(jd talking about ram) he looks like a fish
*see? the emo girl has boobs
*(while driving forward a bit) I thought it turned green....
Heather Chandler
*heather c to duke: mom and dad are home. duke: *scReAmS*
*I said bend over you water slut
*ehh I don't feel like it you do it for me
*fantasies, it's okay to have them
Veronica
*(being picked up) here comes the vroom vroom
*I can chug really good so I'll be fun at parties
*(to mac) you're giving me instructions on how to eat a blueberry?
*when you're on your period and you squeeze some ice out too
*ass ice baby
*(to jd) am I a diabetic daddy. jd: hell yeah (don't ask)
*he jerks his dick while talking about his father what A gentleman
*if you don't stop yelling you need to stop
Heather McNamara
*I am baby jeeves
*wait chipotle gives you subway poisoning?
*the balloon scared me
*make me food and love me
*what button do you press for the razor to turn on
Heather Duke
*I want to dance on your grave
*wouldn't be the worst I've had in my mouth
*would it kill you to shove your head up my hole
Martha
*(licks metal) tastes like butter
*how many licks to get to the center of your heart <3
*that's when I almost got up and stole her dog
*he was vaping in front of my salad
YOU ARE READING
heathers texting shitpost
Fanfictionau where jd isn't insane, no one's dead and they're all buddies, a modern au too
