heathers texting shitpost

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heathers characters as Trisha paytas tittles
jd-
*sad truth about my past
*watch me fail at life asmr
*why I am the way that I am
*eating tide pods
*i am no longer a person
*a conversation with a boot
*I did a bad thing
*eating French toast and being annoyed
*crying on my kitchen floor (again)
*I'm not okay
Heather Chandler
*I'm doing porn now?
*I wear kmart for a week!
*eating pizza naked (not drunk)
*best toys for anal play
*my vegas gucci purchase
*my ugliest gucci purchase
*stop doing this shit
Veronica
*eating Panera bread on my kitchen floor
*14 days late could I be pregnant??
*I don't trust the outside world
* I'm sorry I'm white
Heather McNamara
*I almost rode a bus not click bait
*crying on my kitchen floor (again)
*eating a tub of whipped cream asmr
*why I retired from being gay
*eat this and cure your depression
Heather Duke
*I'm gay not click bait also not a big deal
*why I sell my nudes
*this didn't go as planned
* I'm jake Paul's real girlfriend
Martha
*stuffing my face with chocolates and feeling sorry for myself
*crying on my kitchen floor (again)

oof sorry I did the crying kitchen floor one 3 times but I couldn't decide who it fits best sooo ya