heathers texting shitpost

loops

usethatcootertostopashooter: guys meet me at the table

veronicasoysauce: I mean we always eat there so why wouldn't we??

usethatcootertostopashooter: I got something up my sleeve ;)

queenbheather: ooh spill what is it?

usethatcootertostopashooter: can't tell you just meet me at the table

queenbheather: fine fuck you

lol one shot now

the four of them arrived at said table.

"why hello, glad you could make it" jd greeted them.
"yeah yeah show us what you have" chandler demanded.
jd pulled up his backpack and grabbed out a box of fruit loops.

"are you fucking serious jd? fruit loops? and they're off brand!" veronica yelled.
"is that why you were holding your backpack weird?" mac asked
"uhhhh no..."
"how were you holding it?" veronica asked him
"oOH" veronica said when she realized it
"shut the fuck up or I won't share my loops with you" jd snapped.
"okay okay fine, damn jd"
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veronicasoysauce: hey guys remember that time jd had the fruit loops

heatherpeasant1: yeahh that was a good day

veronicasoysauce: anyone wanna know why he was holding his backpack weird? ;))))

usethatcootertostopashooter: I shared my loops with you

usethatcootertostopashooter: traitor

veronicasoysauce: he had a boneyy bonerrr

usethatcootertostopashooter: fuck you

queenbheather: haha did the loops get you hard??

usethatcootertostopashooter: you know what'll get me hard

usethatcootertostopashooter: when I smash your brains in or serve you drain cleaner

queenbheather: ooh;)