heathers texting shitpost

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usethatcootertostopashooter: guys I have made a discovery

usethatcootertostopashooter: drumroll please

usethatcootertostopashooter: parmesan is just pasta sugar

queenbheather: I mean

queenbheather: you're not right but you're not wrong

veronicasoysauce: tea is just leaf water

heatherpeasant2: coffee is just bean sauce

mart: clouds are just sky cream

queenbheather: mint is just cold spicy

balls: water is just earth squirt

usethatcootertostopashooter: toes are just thicker fingers

queenbheather: no

usethatcootertostopashooter: y e s

mart: calling 911

usethatcootertostopashooter: bones are just a midnight snack

mart: cALLING 911!1!1!1!1

usethatcootertostopashooter: your bones will be next martha

mart: pls no papi

usethatcootertostopashooter: mm I like this new look

mart: ?

usethatcootertostopashooter: you look good not connected to your body