usethatcootertostopashooter: would yall give satan head
veronicasoysauce: I already have ;)
usethatcootertostopashooter: if you're subtly dropping hints that I'm satan I'm gonna commit
balls: chandlers close enough right?
queenbheather: oh hell no
queenbheather: you did not just say that you horny sad teenage boy
balls: but I'm not jd
usethatcootertostopashooter: fUCK YOU
usethatcootertostopashooter: you coke snorting beer guzzling asshole jock
usethatcootertostopashooter: I'll kick ur peepee
balls: at least i have a peepee;)
usethatcootertostopashooter: excuse
balls: ;)))))))))
veronicasoysauce: yum
queenbheather: yall r stupid peepee bois
usethatcootertostopashooter: says satan
queenbheather: oh shut thefuck up you probably shove your trench coat in your ass
usethatcootertostopashooter: you know it bby 😙😙😙😙
veronicasoysauce: I will puke on
your dick~
usethatcootertostopashooter: just how I like it ;)
mart: just when I think you guys can't get any kinkier
veronicasoysauce: you wouldn't believe
usethatcootertostopashooter: vERONICA NO
veronicasoysauce: vERONICA YES ;)
heatherpeasant2: more like veronica yesss~
usethatcootertostopashooter: fuckyou you pickle relish slut
heatherpeasant2: right back at ya you fucking psychotic slushiesexual
usethatcootertostopashooter: well now that's just slushiephobic
heatherpeasant2: oh eat a dick
usethatcootertostopashooter: gladly 😙
heatherpeasent2: I can't believe I tolerate you
usethatcootertostopashooter: you shouldn't
queenbheather: for once the emo is right
usethatcootertostopashooter: wow rude
queenbheather: pussy
usethatcootertostopashooter: whore
queenbheather: psycho
usethatcootertostopashooter: unlikable bitch
queenbheather: ok fuck you then
usethatcootertostopashooter: sure thing ;))))
queenbheather: I'm gonna break into your house and eat your ass
veronicasoysauce: that wouldn't be the first time a girl did that to him ;)
usethatcootertostopashooter: oh shut up you did not eat my ass
usethatcootertostopashooter: you ate my dick
mart: we don't need you to tell us your sex life
mart: we get it you're both horny
veronicasoysauce: hell yeah we are
queenbheather: use condoms!
YOU ARE READING
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Fanficau where jd isn't insane, no one's dead and they're all buddies, a modern au too
