Poor Dervla's as mad as a ditch
Been acting the maggot with Mitch
That git's had a wheen
Who knows where he's been
Bad case of the crabs made her itch
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A/N I wrote this Limerick for the @PoetsCorner Double Contest. I wrote it using Irish slang. "Wheen" means an undetermined amount. "Mad as a ditch" means less sane than normal. "Acting the maggot" means playing around. And "Dervla" is an Irish name that means "poet's daughter."
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