The New Girl: A South Park Fanfiction

Chapter 3

Emily and every guy sat impatiently in class, waiting for the bell to ring so they could hang out and play video games together.

It seemed like forever, but finally, they heard the bell ring.

They bolted out of the class and immediately headed for Emily's house.

"They're after you!" Emily shouted at Clyde, who was playing Grand Theft Auto V.

"I'm trying to escape!" Clyde said.

"They have helicopters! You have to hide in a good spot underground." Emily explained.

Clyde tried to listen, but the cops began shooting at him until he died.

"Clyde's dead! Who's next?" Emily asked.

"I think I am." said Tweek.

Clyde handed the controller to Tweek, and just as he did, Emily's mom walked into the room.

"Hey, Em, how was your first..." she trailed off after noticing all the boys in the room.

"Em, hun, can I talk to you for a second?" she asked.

"Sure, mom."

They went into the kitchen.

"Em, what happened? What's with all the boys in there?" her mom asked.

"I finally made friends." Emily said. 

"I'm happy for you. But couldn't you have tried to make some girl friends?" 

"Guy friends are still friends, mom." Emily said. "Besides, the guys really like me."

"All right, then." her mom said. "I guess that's never a bad thing. Keeps you out of girl drama. And I'm glad you managed to make friends."

"Thanks, mom." Emily said. She left to return to her friends.

"Wait, Em! Before you go..." 

Emily stopped and turned around.

"Do you want us to stay in South Park for now?"

Emily didn't even hesitate to nod.

Throughout all this, there was one kid missing. He didn't come to Emily's house. The other boys had made a point of not telling him, just because they thought he would ruin things for everyone. 

And that kid was Eric Cartman.

Emily walked back in and took her seat on the couch. 

"Wait, wasn't there some fat kid in the class?" Emily asked.

"Oh, yeah. He didn't want to come." Kyle said.

"Oh. All right." Emily said.

Just one kid isn't a big deal. I still have all the other guys. Maybe he was busy. I doubt he's formed enough of an opinion of me yet.

A few minutes later, James walked in the door. The boys all looked over at him. 

"Hey...guys." James said. "Could you come here for a second, Em?"

Emily walked over to James and the boys continued playing.

"What happened?" James asked. "Why are all these boys here?"

"They're all in my class." Emily said. "We got into the conversation about video games at lunch and one of them said we should come here and play video games together."

"So, are you saying...?" James began.

"Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. I finally made friends."

"That's great, Em!" James said, hugging her. "Anyone pick on you?"

"Nope." Emily replied. "These guys are so nice."

"Awesome." James said. "Have fun with your friends. I'll be in my room when they leave if you wanna hang out with me."

"Okay, thanks."

I think things in South Park will go well. I've already made more friends than I've ever had.