The New Girl: A South Park Fanfiction

Chapter 6

Stan led Emily to the janitor's closet. He gave her some black clothes and a black wig.

"Here, change into these." Stan said.

"So he won't recognize me?" Emily asked. 

"Sort of. Hurry." Stan said, closing the door to let Emily change.

Emily changed, looking completely different. Stan led her to the back of the school.

"Who's this conformist?" one of the kids there asked.

"Look, guys, she needs to pretend she's one of you so this kid won't beat her up."

"Faking?" the girl around their age asked. 

Stan nodded. "Please, guys, you have to let her!" 

"What's in it for us?"

"We'll buy you coffee and cigarettes for all of next week!" Stan said.

"Fine. Whatever. Just follow our lead when people walk by." the kid with red in his hair said.

"I will. Thank you guys so much." Emily said.

The young kindergarten goth handed her a cup filled with coffee from Tweek Bros.

"Drink it." She said. "It'll help convince people you're one of us."

Emily took a sip. Dark roast. Gross. I'll only drink it if someone walks by. 

Cartman walked by, and Emily quickly took a sip of the coffee.

"Hey, you guys seen a girl? Dirty blonde, green eyes, wears a blue beanie?" he asked.

"No." said the tall goth.

"She sounds like such a conformist, though." Emily said.

"Ugh! I'm going to kill Butters for this." he said. "And since when was there a fifth goth kid?" 

"Her life sucks so much, she almost never comes to school." said the girl. "She's always been with us."

"Oh." Cartman said. 

Thank God he bought it.

"Thanks, guys." Emily whispered. 

"Whatever." the tall goth said. "Just be lucky we covered for you."

"I am. Thanks so much." She said.

She went back to Stan, who was waiting in a bush a few yards away.

"You good?" he asked.

"Yep! Thanks, Stan. Now take me back to the janitor's closet so I can change out of these things."

"No problem."

Emily went back to class, where she knew Cartman would have to wait to do anything to her.

She was making a plan with the other guys.

"Just before school ends, tell Mr. Garrison you have to go to the bathroom. Then get your stuff from your locker." Kyle said. "And get to the school entrance. When the bell rings, bolt."

"All right." Emily said. It's worth it if Cartman won't catch me in time.

About five minutes before the school day ended, Emily raised her hand.

"Yes, Emily, what?" Mr. Garrison asked.

"Can I please go to the bathroom?" Emily asked.

"Sure, whatever." he replied.

Emily went to her locker and collected her things. When she had everything she needed for home, she made her way to the entrance.

The bell rang, and she made a mad dash for home.

"Where is she!?" Cartman asked. "Why did she never come back from the bathroom?"

"You know, woman issues?" Clyde said.

"Oh well. Looks like you can't catch her." Kyle said.

"I know where she lives, Kyal!" Cartman shouted.

Crap! He does.

Kyle ran for the door, leaving Cartman in the classroom, confused.

Kyle rang Emily's doorbell, panting.

"Oh, hey, Kyle." Emily said.

"Come to my house! Quick!" he said.

"Why?"

"Cartman! He knows...where you live! He'll find you." 

"Oh, crap, that's right!" Emily said. "Let me get my homework and stuff and I'll be right back."

She went and got her homework.

"Mom I'm going to Kyle's house I'll be back!" Emily said quickly.

"Okay, have fun." Emily's mom said.

She and Kyle ran to Kyle's house.