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No real reason I'm doing this... but I see alot of other people I follow who seem like they have fun doing this so... I'll try. Update this whenever I want too XD

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Servant Fest 7

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by JakeKuroshiro

by JakeKuroshiro

Jake: Tristen!? The hell!? Why didn't you get a costume dress.

Tristen: I believe I'm a teaser for next year's event or part 2.

Robin: *Leans towards Jake* Should we tell him there's no part 2...?

Jake: You mean how this is just one large farming event that has driven me crazy so I can get my free Waifu Jalter in a swimsuit?

Robin: Yeah... let's not.

Tristen: Now if you'll excuse me Master... I shall find some beach babes. Perhaps Meltlilith is here...

Jake and Robin: He's basically a paler and red-haired version of Brock. WTF!? How are we talking in perfect unison!?

Medb: Master! I've come back for you! I've prepared a love nest for us!

Jake: That's it... I'm calling Gacchan!

Medb: You triggered my trap card! I summon Cù Chulainn!

Cú: Oi! Bitch I was fishing. Oh, sup Jake!

Jake: Sup Cú!

Medb: Cú! Grab Jake so I can drag him away!

Cú: Only cause Jake is fun to spar with.

*After battle*

Cú: Heh! Man you rock when you use Taddle Legacy!

Jake: Thank you!

Medb: Dammit! Jake why don't you come willingly!?

Jake: Cause you're a thot? Also abit bitchy...

Medb: Master just let me make you mine!

Jake: Just called in the bug guns!

Gacchan: Sup mate! *appears out of a black hole* catch!*tosses a W driver towards Jake*

Jake: Wait... which one us is being Shotaro?

Gacchan: Doesn't matter. Just put the Extreme Memory in!

EXTREME!

Jake/Gacchan: Count up your sins thot!

EXTREME! MAXIMUM DRIVE!

Medb: Kyaaaaaaaah!!!!*gets blown away*

Robin: Well that was a thing...