Jake: Okay.... so what in Kouta's name do we do now?
Santa Quetzal: We'll we need to find a way to take down Black Quetzal right?
Fou: FOU! *hops off Jake's shoulder and runs in a random direction*
Jake: THE FLUFFY ONE HAS FOUND SOMETHING! FOLLOW FOU!*runs After Fou*
Santa Quetzal: Wait for me!!!!!
???: Is that you Ruggiero!? Have you been reincarnated as tbis tiny creature!?*Random girl cuddling Fouto death*
Fou: FOU!*headbutts the stranger that's manhandling him and runs back to Jake*
???: Ruggiero... why would you do that to me?
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Jake: How the fuck do you girls wear stuff like that in this cold weather!?
Mashu: Apologies miss but that was Fou you were cuddling.
Santa Quetzal: Who are you?
???: Gah! ITS YOU! THE ONE WITH A BLACK MASK!
Jake: No. We are not doing the mistaken identity shtick!
???: My name is Bradamante! One of Charlemagne's Twelve Paladins! Wife of Ruggiero! Descendant of Hektor and....
Jake: Astolfo's cousin.
Bradamante: Yeah...FLASHBACK TIME TO EXPLAIN WHY IM HALF NAKED!
Jake: Why....
*Flashback*
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Bradamante: Wh-Whats happening to me!?
Black Quetzal: Hahahaha!!!!!!
*Bradamante is suddenly back to her first ascension*
*Flashback end*
Bradamante: And that's my story....
Jake: Wow. Riveting... so I guess you're helping us take down the evil Santa Quetzal now.
Bradamante: Yay! You're a Master right? Do you have Merlin? Arthur? Any knight of the Round Table? Hektor? Can I get their autograph!?
Jake and Mashu: Fangirl alert.
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FanfictionNo real reason I'm doing this... but I see alot of other people I follow who seem like they have fun doing this so... I'll try. Update this whenever I want too XD
