No real reason I'm doing this... but I see alot of other people I follow who seem like they have fun doing this so... I'll try. Update this whenever I want too XD
Woz: As it is written in this book, average College Student Jake Fujimaru embarks on his quest to defeat the Alien God and become the Almighty King of Time. But first... he must go through the most dreaded and dangerous event ever.... Valentine's Day.
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Murasaki: WAAAAAAAH! Master I'm so sorry!!!!!
Jake: Murasaki who told you this was a good idea!?
Murasaki: Uhm....
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Jake: Fuck...
Geiz: I'm surprised Semiramis and Circe told her... unless this was a plan to sabotage her efforts.
Woz: Dem hoes play dirty as they say!
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Blackbeard: ITS YOU GUYS! IS THIS A GANGBANG!?
Jake: What the actual fuck is wrong with you!?
Geiz: Permission to slaughter?
????: GYARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KICKUUUUUU!
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???: STOP THIS MORAL HAZARD!
Woz: Whom the fuck!?
Blackbeard: Kuh.... Rider down....
???: Hehe! Greetings! Oh my! Your the Chaldean Master right!? OMG you're so much cuter in person!
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Murasaki: No.... ANYONE BUT YOU!
Jake: You know this Gyaru?
Sei: Name is Sei Shonagon! I'm her best friendo!
Woz: According to the Chronicle of Jake...
Geiz: I thought it was the Oma Calender.
Woz: AHEM! As I was saying, Sei Shonagon was a court lady alongside Murasaki Shikibu. She was also the author of "The Pillow Book". It seems she is classed as Archer currently.
Sei: BESTIE! Hugs Mursaki
Murasaki: No! Get the fuck of me you tri-colored bimbo! Pushes her off
Sei: Such a Tsundere its adorable!
Jake: I deal with Tsunderes on a daiky basis...
Geiz: Jalter, Ishtar, Semiramis.
Woz: Mordred, Nitocris, Female Gilgamesh, Gorgon.
Jake: Stop listing them. My point is she's not being on..
Sei: ..... Nah she loves me!
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Blackbeard: I can't believe I got my ass kicked by a Gyaru....
Sei: Oh shut it you perv! Be lucky that you're kinda entertaining.
Blackbeard: Bah...I just wanna drink right now T~T
Murasaki: I hate that she's coming with us...
Jake: At least I don't plan on trying to summon her from the Gacha.
Sei: Wha!? You aren't! Master don't be a meanie!
Geiz: So whats the titlw of this event again...?
Woz: Murasaki Shikibu and the 5-Person Party-Gyaru Legion.
Murasaki: Oh no...
Sei: Oh yes! Glad to be working with you all! Especially you Master! Hugs Jake tightly
Jake: Cough
Murasaki: LET GO OF MASTER THIS INSTANT!
Sei: Oh!? Did you want a hug too Mura!?
Murasaki: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away you're come closer to me?
Sei: Can't hug the shit out of without getting closer!
Murasaki: Then please stay the fuck away.
Sei: Nope! HUUUUUUUUUUUG!
Murasaki: LET GO!!!!! T~T
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