European Mysteries #2

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Drunk: OI! WHERE THE FOOK IS MY DRINK!

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Drunk: OI! WHERE THE FOOK IS MY DRINK!

White Woz: Coming sir! Runs over to the customer

Jake: This is NOT the kind of hard boiled detective work I was hoping for...

Geiz: Tell me about it. This sucks worse than Kamen Rider Ghost's writing.

Disembodied Takeru voice: I know right?

Jake and Geiz: Nani!?

Moriarty: Master, Geiz! I'm shocked to see you fail in understanding what we are doing! Undercover work!

Geiz: Undercover huh...? Remind me again why I'm trusting this guy? He's a notorious villian!

Jake: Guess DW and the event.

White Woz: No fourth wall breaking please! I KNOW it's usually Mashu's job to tell you that but she's not here.

Jake: No shit Sherlock.

Sherlock: You called?

Moriarty: Leave foul demon! Ahem...  Anyway, I'd like you three to look at this...

Black Woz: Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, Yan Qing, and Okada Izou

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Black Woz: Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, Yan Qing, and Okada Izou. These three play the suspects according to the Twilight Chronicle.

White Woz: Our place in this singularity is to solve which of these three, who play the character of mafia bosses, is out to kill the others.

-//I really wish I could read Japanese. I just pull shit out of my ass based on what I understand-

Geiz: What happened to this not being a murder mystery?

Moriarty: Shush young Geiz! Tomorrow we being investigations! I'll show that stupid pretty boy who the real detective is!

Jake: Can we bring in Naoto Shirogane?

Black Woz: You only want to cause she's your waifu.

Jake: Damn straight.

Geiz: Top tier! Jake and Geiz proceed to fist bump

White Woz: Well it is getting late... I suggest we retire for the night.

Catch them Zs

Jake: Mashu...

Mashu: Wake up Senpai

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Mashu: Wake up Senpai. It's time to get up~

Jake: Five more minutes...

Moriarty: Wake up Master! Do you expect to sleep all day!?

Jake: Gah! What the fuck! Instinctively shoots his Gikan Gilade at Moriarty

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Jake: Gah! What the fuck! Instinctively shoots his Gikan Gilade at Moriarty

Moriarty: You mad lad! Why would you shoot Me!

Jake: I was having a nice dream!

Geiz: Oi Zi-O! We got more characters outside!

Alexander/Vlad/Lan: Yo Master.

Jake: Oh. It's miniskander, Vlad and Bishie Chinese Saber.

Geiz: I'm not gonna question those names... wait. Does this mean more suspects?

Jake: God I hope not... Adjusts his fidora Think Woz would be willing to dress as Phillip?

Geiz: Which one?

Jake: Black Woz.

Geiz: Meh.

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