Christmas 2018 Day 4

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Mask 1: First there's one

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Mask 1: First there's one.

Mask 1: First there's one

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Mask 2: Then there's two.

Mask 3: Now there's three!

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Mask 3: Now there's three!

Jake: HOLD THE FLOOF UP!? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TAG TEAM! NOT A THREE ON TWO!

Taiga: This is unfair and against the rules!

Mask 1: Shut it skank! We are the Most Dangerous Team!

Mask 1: Shut it skank! We are the Most Dangerous Team!

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Wu: We promise to torture you slowly~!

Carmilla: Master~, Ah... Once were done here I'll be taking you home.

Jake: *gets a chill down his spine* NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! FUCK THIS! WOZ! HIT IT!

Mashu: Rejoice!

Jake: I said...

Mashu: ONLY I GET TO INTRODUCE SENPAI AND TALK ABOUT HIS GREATNESS!!!!!!!

Jake: ....

Mashu: *clears her throat* Rejoice! For he is the one to inherit all Rider Powers and commands multiple Servants, the King of Time who will rule over the past and future! And his name is Kamen Rider Zi-O! Who is now finally fighting in this match!!!!

Jake: ..... Okay then. Henshin!

Rider Time! Kamen Rider~! Zi-O~!

Jake: Let's do this scrubs! Jake and The Quetzal Sisters vs The Most Dangerous Team!

Wu: *Summons multiple Atrocious Officers slaves*

Jake: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! THATS IT! YOURE DEAD MEAT YOU STUPID SADISTIC LOLI PIECE OF SHIT FUCK!

Bradamante: Is he okay...?

Santa Quetzal: He uhm... is both excited to finally fight but he hates Wu and unfairness...

After the fight.

Red Hare: Neigh! Early debut!

Jake: Can it Horse Face!*Rider Kicks Red Hare in the face*

Carmilla: Phantom Maiden!

Bradamante: Kyaahhhhh!

Taiga: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Mashu: Lancer ga shinda!

Jake: NOPE!*Rider kicks it till it's broken*

Bradamante: THAT WAS SCARY!

Carmilla: Well shit...

Finish Time! Zi-O! Time Break!

Jake: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*Rider kicks all three of them into oblivion* Don't mess with the King!

Mashu: SO COOOL!!!!*nosebleeds*

Later back at the Gym

Santa Quetzal: Waaaaaaaaa! Master!!!! Why would they break the rules!!!!*Is huggling Jake very obsessively and pushing his head into her breasts*

Martha: She's using this as an excuse to cling to him... Mental Note: use upsetting events as an excuse to hug Master...

Jake: Wah... *Is passed out from suffocation*

Bradamante: Jake ga shinda!

Jake: Too much... boobage...

Bradamante: Nevermind.

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