#1
Jack: staring up at Jake Mommy!Jake: Its so cute, I can't help but let her...
Jack: Looks at Geiz who is drinking a soda Jackass!
Jake/Woz/White Woz: Pffft!
Geiz: What the hell!?
White Woz: I'm sorry my savior! But that is too funny!
Jake: Haha! I really should reprimand her but I can't stop laughing!
Woz: The perfect word for you Geiz-kun!
Geiz: Fuck off bylat!
#2
Woz: Waga maou!Jake/Demon King Oda: Yes?
The two demon lords look at eachother
Woz: I meant Jake... apologies Avenger.
Demon King Oda: Tis fine retainer.
#3
Woz: And now you will taste the full fury of my-White Woz: Wait a second, you're not black.
Woz: Wait what?
White Woz: You're Asian, or white... or whatever we are.
Woz: I think you're taking it to literally.... or not literally enough?
White Woz: All I'm saying is I was expecting BLACK Woz. But what I got was Dark Woz, Nega Woz... Zow.
Woz: You done?
White Woz: Woz is the new black.
Jake: CUT! THAT'S A WRAP!
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FanficNo real reason I'm doing this... but I see alot of other people I follow who seem like they have fun doing this so... I'll try. Update this whenever I want too XD