Random One-Shots #2

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#1
Jack: staring up at Jake Mommy!

Jake: Its so cute, I can't help but let her...

Jack: Looks at Geiz who is drinking a soda Jackass!

Jake/Woz/White Woz: Pffft!

Geiz: What the hell!?

White Woz: I'm sorry my savior! But that is too funny!

Jake: Haha! I really should reprimand her but I can't stop laughing!

Woz: The perfect word for you Geiz-kun!

Geiz: Fuck off bylat!

#2
Woz: Waga maou!

Jake/Demon King Oda: Yes?

The two demon lords look at eachother

Woz: I meant Jake... apologies Avenger.

Demon King Oda: Tis fine retainer.

#3
Woz: And now you will taste the full fury of my-

White Woz: Wait a second, you're not black.

Woz: Wait what?

White Woz: You're Asian, or white... or whatever we are.

Woz: I think you're taking it to literally.... or not literally enough?

White Woz: All I'm saying is I was expecting BLACK Woz. But what I got was Dark Woz, Nega Woz... Zow.

Woz: You done?

White Woz: Woz is the new black.

Jake: CUT! THAT'S A WRAP!

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