Fate/Grand Order Random

Random One-Shots #3

#1
In the Casino Event shop

Latoria: Why am I bunny you ask? Well... we are in Las Vegas so it fits. Plus Sir Lancelot and Sir Gawain gave me the idea to fit in and impress you.

Mashu: Lancelot....?

Gareth: Gawain...?

Jake: Oh you two are about to die...

Geiz: Run.

Lancelot: Gawain? Shall we?

Gawain: Indeed.

The two royal knights proceed to run for their motherfing lives.

Mashu: HOW DARE YOU!?

Gareth: Onii-chan you pervert!

Lancelot and Gawain... wasted

Jake/Geiz: Lancelot and Gawain ga shinda!

#2
Maou Nobu: It is only fitting that The Demon King of Time weds the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven.

Nobu: Which one of us though?

Nobu Kippoyoshi: Not me. I am the Male Nobu, if anything he's just my ally in raising hell.

Summer Nobu: Me obviously!

Okita Alter: Master is a King is he not? So... isn't he allowed Multiple wives?

Jake: Spittakes and flees the scene

#3
Jake: So who am I summoning again...?

Mashu: I have no idea.

Geiz: I can't tell what this banner even is...

Woz: According to this book its-

Swhweeeeeeeeee!

Gacchan: Demon Knight Bael, Gacchan. I don't speak archaic, nor am I into formality. Do treat me well and I will serve you equally. Just call me Gacchan or Gach. Or whatever, just don't ever refer to me by title. Oh, sup Jake! How you doing?
(Astaroth-Origin)

Jake/Geiz/Woz/Mashu/Sherlock/Sion/Leonardo: NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

#4
Artoria: Saber Class! King of Knights! Artoria Pendragon!

Gilgamesh: Archer Class! King of Heroes! Gilgamesh!

Iskandar: Rider Class! King of Conquerors! Iskandar!

Solomon: Caster Class! King of Mages! Solomon!

Dantes: Avenger Class! King of the Cavern! Edmond Dantes!

Jake: Kamen Rider! King of Time! Kamen Rider Zi-O!

All: Monarch Sentai! Kingranger!

Geiz: Isn't there already a KingRanger in Choriki Sentai Ohranger?

All: King Sentai! Monarchranger!