#1
Salter: *Excessively hugging a body pillow of Jake*
Jake: SALTER!*Bursts into her room*
Salter: *Hides the body pillow with lightning fast reflexes* Yes Master?
Jake: I have a present for you!
Salter: Hm?
Jake: Next you'll say "What could you have possibly gotten for me? Why would you even attempt this?"
Salter: What could you have possibly gotten for me? Why would you even attempt this? Nani!?
Jake: Oho! *JoJo poses* Fear not my dear Servant! For I am here! To gift you something I know you'll love!
Salter: Very well then... What is this gift Master?
Jake: *Whistles*
???: Arf! *In runs a small fluffy white doggo*
Salter: CAVAL! *The pupster immediately jumps into Salter's arms and licks her cheek* Master how did you...?
Jake: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE KIMG OF TIME! I AM THE OVERLORD!!!!!!
Geiz: I knew it!
Woz: IWAE!
Jake: SMASH! *Detroit smashes them into a another room* I didn't say evil, idiots.
#2
Chronus: Hm....
Oma Zi-O: Oh....
Mashu: What's going on here... such a intense standoff between two powerful time controlling villians!
Jake: What I want to know is.... WHY THE FUCK IS MY EVIL FUTURR SELF EVEN HERE!
Oma Zi-O: Hush child! For I am about to demonstrate who the real ruler of time is!
Chronus: Such foolishness... I AM GOD! NO OME CAN DEFY MY JUDGEMENT! *Insane Masamune Dan laughter*
*Justice by Hiroyuki Takami starts playing*
Chronus: Wait... why did my theme suddenly start playing?
Jake: Don't question it! Also you're both incorrect! There's only one true ruler of time!
Oma Zi-O and Chronus: You?
???: Wrong!
Chronus: That voice...!
???: Mudada...
*Oma Zi-O and Chronus both turn around only to see....*
Ramses: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS DIO BUT IT WAS ME RAMSES!
*Both the evil Kamen Riders deadpan in defeat*
TIME BREAK/BURST/EXPLOSION!
*Jake, Geiz and White Woz suddenly rider kick them into oblivion*
Jake: Begone male thots.
Geiz: You know you just called yourself a...
Jake: OMA ZI-O IS NOT ME! FUCK THAT GUY!
White Woz: Have you been eating too many sweets? You're unusually hyper.
Jake: Maybe...
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