Mashu: Match 2 is about to begin... who do you think it will be against Senpai?
Jake: Who knows. I just hope I get to fight in this one!
Mask 1: Your opponents have just arrived!
Mask 2: Prepare to be crushed!
Jake: So it's Hektor and Penthesilea this time?
Mask 2: Eh? Those are not our names. You are incorrect!
Mashu: It's definetly them....
Mask 1: TO THE TOP OF THE TEMPLE!!!
Taiga: ITS TIME FOR THE SECIND MATCH! WITH MY MASTER JAKE GUEST COMMENTATING!
Jake: I don't get to fight in this one either!? ONORE DW!!!!!
Taiga: In this corner, once again it's the Quetzal Sisters! In the next corner..... the A. Revengers! Hektor and Penthesilea!!!!!
Jake: Knew it.
Penthesilea: WE WILL CRUSH YOU!
Jake: The A. in the tag team name is for Achilles isn't it?
Hektor and Penthesilea: ....... No
Achilles: LYING FUCKS!
Bradamante: THIS IS SO MEAN! I don't want to fight my idol! Hektor whyyyyyyy!
Hektor: Listen Kiddo it's in the script so just go with it.
Santa Quetzal: Yeh! I'll show you da wae to victory Bradamante! Olé!
Jake: I WANNA FUCKING FIGHT! T~T
After awhile
Santa Quetzal: SOREI!*Spartan kicks Hektor*
Hektor: OOF!
Jake: Right in the solar plexus!*rings the bell*
Santa Quetzal: SAMBA!*victory dances*
Meanwhile
Black Quetzal: Haha! Infiltration complete!Mask 2: It's almost our turn....
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FanfictionNo real reason I'm doing this... but I see alot of other people I follow who seem like they have fun doing this so... I'll try. Update this whenever I want too XD