Jake: Are you sure about this?
Bradamante: Yeah! Let's do this! Haaaaaaaa!*charges towards Jake and Santa Quetzal*
Santa Quetzal: Olé!*punches Bradamante in the gut, sending her back*
Jake: *uses healing mystic code* This will be a pattern...
After a reaccuring pattern
Taiga: This is sad to watch. I'm going to cry meow...
Jake: *uses the Healing Mystic Code again*
Bradamante: I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!*Takes down Quetzalcoatl*
Mashu: She did it!
Jake: Okay. Can we go to the ma-
Gets interrupted by a 5 hour maintenance
Jake and Mashu: MOTHAFLOOFER!
Fou: Fou! Fou!*Continues trying to use Jake to warm up*
Jake: Its Russia all over again!
Mask 1: How'd you know it was us!?
Ivan: Was it that obvious!?
Jake: I actually didn't know...
Ivan: Fuck!
Mashu: What is that thing?
Ivan: Oh it's Anatasia *smashes the disguise*
Anastasia: I get a date with Master if we win right? Right? Right? Right!? RIGHT!?
Ivan: Yes... For now let's fuse!
Jake: WHAT!?
Mashu: Are they... FUSION DANCING!?
Ivan and Anastasia: DODGE!
Everyone: Wah!?*runs around trying to dodge laser beams*
Jake: THIS IS NOT OKAY!
Time Mazine!
Jake: I need megazord power now!*Uses the Time Mazine to punch the apart*
Santa Quetzal: Bradamante! Tei!*Tosses Bradamante into the air*
Bradamante: GO BEYOND! PLUS..... ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA! BOUCLIER D'ATLANTE!*Uses her NP to smash into the two*
Jake: FUCK YEAH!*has the Time Mazine Victory dance*
Elsewhere
Black Quetzal: Haha. So they've gotten past them all. And now the final day is upon us! Prepare yourselves! WATASHI WA KAMI DA!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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FanficNo real reason I'm doing this... but I see alot of other people I follow who seem like they have fun doing this so... I'll try. Update this whenever I want too XD