Soon Monday comes, and Kurt gets up early to go to school. He grabs his keys before realizing something.
Why doesn't he run?
It's not too far, and he wakes up early enough anyway.
He sets down the keys, writing a note to Finn that the car is his (as they usually ride together) and grabbing a house key, starting off to school.
He didn't really think about his school bag banging against his leg, but he ignored it. If he went past enough, it didn't hit him.
So he sprinted.
He sprinted the entire way to school, never stopping.
When he reached the school, he saw a teacher waiting by the doors. He walked in, saying a polite hello, but she stopped him.
"What's your name, boy?"
"Um, I'm Kurt Hummel." He answered nervously, wondering if he was in trouble for something.
"Eh, I don't really care. I'm Couch Sylvester, as I'm sure you know. In addition to being coach of the Cheerios, I've been made coach of the track team, because I am awesome."
"Okay...?"
"Anyway, how far did you run? You have impeccable form."
"Um, from my house. It's down by the park."
"You sprinted the whole way?" She asked, sounding a bit impressed.
"Yeah."
"You're needed on the track team. None of those idiots can run, I'm replacing all of them. Sign up, tryouts are this afternoon, you're not too late."
"I- um, yes Coach." He said, a bit stunned. He didn't even think about that- being on a sports team would have him exercising a lot more. What other teams can he join? "When are Cheerio tryouts?"
"You looking to cozy up to some girls, or really interested?" She asked suspiciously.
"Um, I'm gay, an-"
"Stop right there! You can audition this afternoon, during the third round of auditions. Don't bother signing up, I'll do it for you. I could use a non-flammable gay to lift the most beautiful girls in this school above their head, and have a birds-eye view of their baby oven and not even be remotely interested. Don't let me down."
Kurt nodded, not knowing what to say to that, and headed into the school. He'd been hoping to have some time to lift weights before class, but his talk with Coach Sylvester took up most of his morning.
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