ᴛʜᴀɪʟᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ғɪsʜ ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ ; ᴀᴘʜ ᴀsᴇᴀɴ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ

• ASEAN GAKUEN

China: "Ya'll. Shut the fuck up, underlings! We have eleven new students joining us today!"

Taiwan: "Eleven? That's a lot!"

Japan: "Overpopulation is a bitch."

China: "COME IN, INSOLENT SOUTHERN FUCKS!"

Indonesia: *breaks down classroom door* "EXCUSE ME!?!"

ASEAN: *floods in*

Malaysia: "Even as a new classmate, I am still the most fabulous among everyone!"

Hong Kong: "Hey, aren't you too young to be in this class-

Timor Leste: "I AM OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMOTHER, YOU ASS!"

Singapore: "This classroom needs SERIOUS CLEANING!"

Vietnam: *kicks China*

Thailand: *also kicks China* *is wearing a fish costume*

Cambodia: "Wait, why the fuck is he wearing that here?!"

Myanmar: "WHAT'S UP, LOSERS?"

Laos: *cringing* "You can all ignore him."

China: . . .

South Korea: "This class has became fun, da-ze."

Thailand: "You look delicious, ana."

South Korea: . . .

Macau: *quietly sneaking out of the room*

Brunei: "Wait, where's Philip?"

Asia: . . . .

Philippines: *shows up at the door* *looks like she just got ran over by a hundred bulls*

Indonesia: "Where the fuck were you?"

Philippines: "I GOT DRAGGED INTO MEXICO'S CLASS AND HAD TO SPEND AN ENTIRE HOUR TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM!"

Indonesia: "WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU IN THEIR CLASS?!"

Philippines: "THEY WON'T BELIEVE THAT I AM NOT A LATIN COUNTRY!!!!!"

Malaysia: "Poor you."

Vietnam: "Literally."

Philippines: "REEEEEEEEEEEEE-

China: "SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN, IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT HOW WESTERNERS ARE STUPID!"

Thailand: "Oh yey, my favourite, ana!!!!"

South Korea: *s o b*

Singapore: *remains standing while everyone else sits*

China: "Why the fuck are you still standing?"

Singapore: "The chairs."

China: "What about the chairs?"

Singapore: "They're fucking dirty."