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Thailand: "I like looking into people..."
Malaysia: "You mean at people?"
Thailand: "No you fucking grammar Nazi. I like looking into people."
Thailand:
Thailand: ʘ‿ʘ
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Papua New Guinea: "Am I adopted?"
Australia: "No?"
Indonesia: "Of course not."
Thailand: *casually crashes from the roof*
Thailand: "Yes." ʘ‿ʘ
Papua New Guinea:
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Myanmar: "You know what? Life sucks. I'm going to kill myself tonight."
Thailand: *pulls out a camera*
Thailand: ʘ‿ʘ
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Vietnam: "Maybe if you told me a joke, I would smile?"
Thailand: "Okay."
Thailand: "Why are hobos terrible baseball players?"
Vietnam: "Orpha-?"
Thailand: "Because they can never get a home run."
Thailand: ʘ‿ʘ
Vietnam: "I don't get it."
Thailand: "Fuck you."
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ASEAN: *having a meeting* *arguing in meeting*
Brunei: *sighs* "Why can't we all just get along to actually achieve something from these meetings?" *sees Thailand sitting quietly with a smile on his face* "Hey, Thai? You're awfully quiet today."
Thailand: "Hm? It's because seeing everyone fight makes me happy."
Brunei: "Well some people do find happiness from that, I guess-"
Thailand: "And it would make me happier if one of them ends up getting beaten up."
Brunei: "Uhm."
Thailand: "Or dead." ʘ‿ʘ
Brunei: "Bye."
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Laos: *points phone camera at Thailand* "DO IT FOR THE VINE!"
Thailand: "Okay." ʘ‿ʘ
Thailand: *summons Satan*
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