America: *bored* *bored* *bored*
Bell: *rings*
America: OH COOL, IT'S LUNCH NOW!
Philippines: NOT SO FAST, FRED! YOU STILL HAVE TO FIND YOURSELF A CLUB!
America: Maria, I already told you. I'm not joining a club!
Philippines: But you promised...
America: I have the freedom to break that promise.
Philippines: . . . . . .
Philippines: .( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू )
America: fuck.
America: alright.
--after dragging Alfred to a club room--
Philippines: Come on, I'll let you check my club out first!
Philippines: *opens door* I'VE BROUGHT A NEW CLUB MEMBER!
America: HOLD UP, I AM ONLY CHECKING THE CLUB OUT-- I'M NOT JOINING IT--
Vietnam: Oh wow, Maria, who's your friend?
Philippines: This is Alfred! Alfred, meet Linh! Our horror novel enthusiast.
Vietnam: Nice to meet you, are you familiar with any of Stephen King's works?
America: I--
Laos: You brought a boy?!
Philippines: Ehe...
Laos: Way to kill the atmosphere--
America: She's not too nice.
Philippines: Oh, Kiana! Don't be so harsh! You baked cupcakes for him and all, right?
Laos: I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GOING TO BE A HE!
America: Wait, you did?
Laos: Yes. Maria told us she'd bring a new member so I did preparations and all-- you know, for a warm welcome! Hmph! It's not like I baked for YOU or anything.
America: I never said that...
Vietnam: Oh, you can ignore her. After all, it is to be expected from someone who reads comics and classifies it as literature...
America: heh...
Laos: MANGAS ARE NOT COMICS!
Malaysia: Oh will you two just hush-a-bye already! Our new member is getting uncomfortable here.
America: Celine! You're here too!?
Malaysia: Of course! I am the president after all!
Philippines: You two know each other?
Malaysia: Barely. We've both been tutored by Arthur and have been acquainted through some paired projects. We haven't really become that close. But to see you in this club, Alfred, it's a delight!
America: Tell me, what am I doing here again?
Laos: Are you sure you want to join our club? （；￣д￣）
America: well....
Philippines: .( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू )
America:
America: of course
Malaysia: fantastic!
--a few... Events... Later--
Philippines: *hanging from a noose*
Vietnam: *lying dead and stabbed-up on the ground*
Laos: *dead with a broken neck in the corner*
Malaysia: *burnt into ashes*
America: finally it's over....
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