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• 12 Days of ASEAN

12 days of Christmas☆

Indonesia: "Do we really have to do this?"

Philippines: "Yeah! Besides, everyone will get a part in this!"

Cambodia: "wha-"

Laos: "cool"

Philippines: "Even Papua New Guinea gets a part in this!"

Myanmar: "But why must we do this?"

Malaysia: "Yeah! I have other things to work on."

Singapore: "Same here."

Brunei: "Sorry, Philippines... Maybe another time?"

Philippines: "Bru :)"

Brunei: *le gulps* "Y-Yes?"

Philippines: "Don't ruin my christmas spirit, child."

ASEAN: ". . . . ."

Philippines: "Anyways, lets start! :D"

Malaysia: "I get the first line?"

Philippines: "Yes, now start!"

Malaysia: "I don't know how tho-"

Philippines: "Start."

Malaysia: ". . . . ."

Malaysia: *holds script* "On the first day of christmas, Hetalia send to me... A whole bunch of durian crepes."

Philippines: "Great! Indon, continue!"

Indonesia: *le sigh then hold script* on the second day of christmas, Hetalia send to me... Two inte-- DAFUQ"

Philippines: "SING IT"

Indonesia: "What the hell is this script?!"

Philippines: "You're ruining it! Singa, continue!"

Singapore: "Yes yes." *Holds script* "On the third day of christmas, Hetalia send to me... Three bags of money"

Indonesia: "Nope, I'm not doing this"

Philippines: "Ate!"

Malaysia: "A whole bunch of durian crepes...." *Whispers angrily* "Indon what the hell?!"

Indonesia: "I don't wanna say it!"

Malaysia: "DAMN YOU"

Philippines: "Bru! Continue!"

Brunei: *whispers* "I shouldn't be doing this..." *Holds script* "On the fourth day of christmas, Hetalia send to me... four cups of coffee"

Simgapore: "three bags of money"

Indonesia: ". . . . ."

Malaysia: *holds in anger* "and a whole bunch of durian crepes" *le whispers* "Indon I officially hate you"

Philippines: "INDON COOPERATE PLEASE"

Indonesia: "but I don't wanna!!!!"

Philippines: "UGH"

Philippines: "on the fifth day of christmas, Hetalia send to me... FIIIVEEE SAN MIGUEL BEERS"

Brunei: "Four cups of coffee"

Singapore: "three bags of money"

Indonesia: "nope nope nope nope"

Malaysia: "and a WHOLE BUNCH OF FREAKING DURIAN CREPES"