Soft Boy

Mommy And Me (pt 2)

   "So what is Big Kidz? I've never heard of it before," Mommy asks. 

   "Big Kidz is the happiest place ever! They have onesies and pacis and diapeys and all the baby stuff! But it's me sized!" I say excitedly. Mommy smiles.

   "That sounds so much fun! And we're only five minutes away now!" Mommy says excitedly. She tells me that Mama said I can get two packs of diaps. I'm not sure which I'll get so I think about it while we drive.

   "Here we are!" Mommy says parking the car. I instantly jump out and run towards the store.

   "Where do you think you're going, mister?" Mommy calls out to me. I stop in my tracks and point to the door.

   "Big Kidz! Mommy, hurry!" I say reaching out for her hand. She holds it and walks me in. Once we're in the store I put my paci in.

   "I can be a baby here! Look, he doesn't care!" I say pointing to the smiling man behind the counter. He waves at me.

   "Be you, little one," he says. I giggle and drag Mommy to the diaper aisle. There's a whole bunch of them! I tell Mommy about my favorites and why they are.

   "The space diapey is the first one Mama ever put me in! And the safari ones go with my nursery! Mommy look, there's a rainbow one!" I say pointing to the rainbow ones. I've never tried those before.

   "Oh my goodness! Rainbows?" Mommy says looking at the package. I giggle at her excitement.

   "Just like you and Mama!" I say happily. I start to pout as I realize I can only get two packs. Which one should I pick?

   "I dunno which ones to pick," I say looking down. Sometimes choices are hard for lil guys.

   "Tell you what, I'll get the a pack of pride diaper and these super hero ones. You can pick the other two. How's that sound?" Mommy asks. I gasp and hug her tight.

   "Thank you mama! Thank you so much!" I say excitedly. Mommy kisses my forehead then we go to the check out.

   "Great choices! He's not gonna have to get more diaps in a long time!" The man checking us out says.

   "You should see the ones I have at home! My mommies spoil me sooo much!" I say proudly. 

   "You're a lucky kiddo! I gave you guys a 30% off for being so cute. Have a nice day!" He says handing us our bags. We thank him and promise to be back soon. I can't stay away from there!

   "Okay! Let's get your butt home!" Mommy says pulling out of the parking lot. She keeps me busy by making me laugh! She sings loudly to the radio and tells me funny stories! It takes an hour to get home, but Mommy makes it feel like no time at all!

   "Let's go in," Mommy says parking the car. We grab the diapeys and go inside. We make sure to be quiet so Mama doesn't wake up. 

   "Mama says we gotta put them all away until I run low in the changing table," I say ploping onto my play matt. Mama opens the cuboard and sees we can fit one pack in there.

   "Which pack do you want to open?" Mommy asks. I know right away!

   "Pride diapey! I wanna wear it tonight please!" I ask giving Mommy the puppy dog eyes. Mommy pats the changing table and I climb onto it. 

   "Do you wanna wear a onesie?" Mommy asks. I nod my head. She picks out my red I heart mommy onesie and gives me a red dino paci.

   "And can't forget the paci clip, Mama's orders," Mommy says clipping my paci to me.

   "Go show Mama?" I ask Mommy. She agrees and I run to Mama's room. I slowly creep open the door and see her watching TV.

   "Mama look what Mommy got me! She got me these pride diapeys and she got me super hero ones! I also got the space and the safari diaps," I say out of breath. Mama's eyes go wide as I talk.

   "So you guys spent how much?" Mama asks.

   "The cashier gave us 30% off just because we were cute," Mommy says. 

   "Well I can't argue with him," Mama says opening her arms. Mommy and I give Mama a hug even though she's sick.

   "So, what's for dinner?" I ask Mama. She sigs deeply and then laughs.

   "Yeah, there's no way I'm cooking. Delivery it is!"