Although he has only been alive for a few minutes, Zarati knows what he wants to do with his life, revert the universe back to the way it was, him being the only one alive.
And there was another thing he wanted to do, to eat for eternity, because he. Was. Starving.
(Zarati)"One might think that a chocolate bar would be enough, but apparently not!"
He spotted a city that Buu didn't touch yet, and landed on the sidewalk, and as he was walking around, he bumped into a human male with sunglasses.
(Human)"Hey! Watch where you're going, tubby!"
(Zarati)"Tubby?"
Zarati got mad, and steam came out of his ears.
(There's no holes in his head over than those.)
(Zarati)"Nobody calls me tubby!"
He spat onto the human, and he quickly turned into stone, then immediately smashed by Zarati. After that was taken care of, he found a bakery, and made a b-line for it, going through the automatic door before it could open fully.
(Bakery Employee-1)"Sir, are you alright? Are you injured at all?"
He ignored her, and made his way to the display case, with many different cakes and other pastries.
(Bakery Employee-2)"Welcome to our store, sir. Can I...help you get anything today, sir?"
(Zarati)"I want everything!"
(Bakery Employee-2)"Everything? I-I don't think I understa-"
Zarati broke the display, and stuffed his face with cake slices, then whole cakes in one bite.
(Zarati)"Strange, I'm still not full!"
He walked through the display case, and through a wall, which lead to the room where the cakes are made.
(Bakery Employee Male)"Hey! You're not allowed to be back here!"
(Zarati)"Shut it!"
He backhanded the man into the wall, and the other bakers ran in fear.
(Zarati)"I'm starving!"
He set the cake machine to full speed, and it started to make cakes at an extremely fast rate. Zarati positioned himself at the end of the conveyor belt, and the cakes fell into his mouth.
An hour passed, and Zarati was now sitting in the middle of the front room of the bakery, still eating cakes.
(Zarati)"Hmm, I've eaten enough cake to supply about a thousand birthdays, but no matter how much I eat, I'm still not full! Why am I like this?"
(???)"We have the place surrounded, come out with your hands up!"
Annoyed, he got up, and went outside, where a large amount of police officers stood in front of the bakery. One of them walked over to the Majin, and took out a pair of handcuffs.
(The Earth police are still there, Chiliad's soldiers are just the new military.)
(Police Officer)"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be hel-"
He realized that the handcuffs were too small for Zarati's giant arms. He took the cuffs away, and crushed it into a ball, which he then launched at one of the officers. They all fired their pistols, which bounced right off the Majin.
He got even more annoyed, and fired an energy ball from his mouth, killing all the police officers.
(Zarati)"Can't you see that I'm busy?!"
He flew high above the entire city.
(Zarati)"I could've left without doing this, but those guys just sealed your fate!"
He fired hundreds of energy balls at the city, making massive explosions. With one last giant energy ball, he left the city in ruin.
(Zarati)"Hmph, the cakes weren't even that good!"
(Next up, destruction!)
(Also,are people still reading this? Just asking.)
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The Story of Chiliad
ActionA story about what would happen if Chiliad, a character I made, took the place of Frieza.