You're G O L D|| Sugimoto Saichi x f!Reader x Ogata Hyakunosuke

Miso

You went back to the mountain with your little group. Technically, its Sugimoto's group. For some reason, you had a horse. Putting the horse down you all decided to have sakura nabe. Shiraishi ran off to the nearest farm to get everything. The three of you went to camp in a hunting tent Asirpa and Sugimoto had previously used. 

"Asripa." Sugimoto sighed, "This is what's expected when you're hunting criminal's gold. I wouldn't even be able to go near the kotan, let alone face Huci, if something happened to you."

"Are you calling me a burden then?

Having a little time to kill, Asirpa skinned and cut off a piece of horse meat (++ y'all are gonna eat that shit, ya herr) and threw it on Sugimoto's cheek.

"They beat you up pretty badly. Your cheek's swollen, Sugimoto, keep it on there." Asirpa told him. Retar was literally 4 inches away from his face. 

"Sugimoto," you called, "You do realize that you  ran off and that you  got captured, right?" Sugimoto didn't say anything,  kept his eyes cast down low. Giving Retar the leg of the horse, the three of you sat in the hut and waited on Shiraishi, in silence

-time skippu-

"Good job, Shiraishi." Sugimoto said, still feeling kinda pissed.

"yeah! Not only did they give me eggs, I got cabbage and burdock root too! They even gave me some sake, soy sauce, and sugar. All because of this uniform." And this almost useless man just kept on talking, "Hey, are you guys alright? You all seem awfully grumpy, So I know something's wrong. (Y/N) was never grumpy in Abashiri. Did you all fight or something?"

"Shiraishi," You huffed, "You talk too damn much.

"I know not to butt in on other people's business so I'll leave you alone. But for now, EAT AND MAKE UP!"

Listening to Shiraishi, you all ate some sakura nabe. You taught Asirpa how to stir it up and such, then Shiraishi just had to open his mouth.

" OMIGAWD THIS IS SOO GOOD. THE HORSE MEAT GOES SO WELL WITH THE MISO.  WE ADDED THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF MISO! MISO JUST TASTE SOOO DAMN GOOD IN THIS!" Shiraishi practically worshiped the miso. You and Sugimoto cut your eyes to Shiraishi, trying your hardest to signal  him to 'Shut The Hell Up'.

"Sugimotooo~, (Y/NNN)~. Is he serious? There's Osoma in this?" Asirpa's forehead got really big.

"wat's osoma?"

Sugimoto stood up and bowed, "ASirpa, I'm sorry for lying to you. mISO IS ACTUALLY THE INTEGRAL PART OF SAKURA NABE!" You nodded in agreement.

"What? Does she hate miso or something?" Shiraishi, being the dumbass he is, asked.

"Well," You started," She's convinced it's poop." Sugimoto sighed, "It's okay Asirpa, you don;t have to eat it. We've still got some horse meat left. I'll make you some with out miso"

Asirpa chose to eat it anyway, "haah haaah" She slowly rose it up to her mouth. "haaaaaaaH"

"come on Asirpa" You and Sugimoto whispered with impressed look on your faces. And the moment of truth. She placed it in her mouth and ate it.

"OSOMA TASTES GREAT!" She smiled, she literally sparkled. You hugged her, incidentally pressing her face against you boobs.

"Awe! I'm so proud of my little Ainu child! Gawd I loveyousofuckingmuch" You grinned, damn-near squeezing the girl to death.

"Uhh (Y/N). Didn't you mention in Abashiri something about sleeping powder you kept on your boobs?" Shiraishi asked.

"Shit."

You let Asirpa go and she pulled out the large container holding said powder.

"how does this fit in-"

"DON'T MATTER LET'S KEEP EATING."

Sugimoto and Shiraishi had already gotten more and were muttering, 'hinna hinna'

"Hey, (Y/N). I don't ever recall you saying hinna." Sugimoto some what asked, you shrugged. "I eat to eat and fuel my body. Not to savor every bite. Plus, I gotta shape to maintain."

They all gasped, you gave them all incredulous looks, "What?"

"(Y/N), I KNOW YOU LIVE TO ALLURE MEN AND ALL BUT-" Shiraishi was cut off by the evil war man, and the beloved Ainu child

"WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU SAY HINNA IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO!"