You're G O L D|| Sugimoto Saichi x f!Reader x Ogata Hyakunosuke

Otter Head

- Your PoV-

Sugimoto and Asirpa went hunting this morning, so I decided to stay and take care of the children. They brought me this weird stick called a kisarri. Apparently, I'm supposed to make scaryy noises while moving it around in the window

I wasn't scary enough and only made one kid cry. Instead of the usual, "Osoma peed herself again!"

Asirpa and Sugimoto came back with an otter pelt. The childrens all ran over to Asirpa with the kisarri.

' I'm lonely forever.'

"Sugimoto come try this!" Asirpa smiled a bit." It's stick for scaring children.The name Kisarri means long eared monster"

"How do I use it?" H e asked,

"You stick it in the window and make otherworldly noises to scare the children." 

Sugimoto sighed, stood up and took the stick. Walking towards the window

"shit. this is not going to be good." I sighed. "If I can't scare these kids with my looks, let alone using a kisarri. There's no way in hell Sugimoto can scare them." Sugimoto grunted in disapproval at me, Le gasp. Is my inference wrong?

"UUWWWWEEEEEOOOOHHH MEow"

I rolled over, shaking trying so hard not to laugh. Asirpa shook her head.

"No, no Sugimoto. IT goes like this!" As she took the stick from him, she hit me in the head with it for laughing at Sugimoto's misfortune. Walking outside towards the window she cleared her throat. I sat beside Sugimoto in confusion.

'Damn those scars are hot.'

Next thing I know, We all hear a screeching demon,there's a grown as man in my lap, pee on the floor and a bear cub sniffing it. 

"Jaisus Asirpa. you damn near gave me a heart attack!" you yelled at her, pushing Sugimoto off of you

"Asirpa, you have to let me redeem myself. I'm pretty sure I got the gist of it." Sugimoto pleaded.

"alright! Show me what you can really do!" She passed on the stick to Saichi.

"HAAAAA  WA WAAA WAAAAAAA HOOOO BO R K MEOw screech-"

Everyone gave up on Sugimoto, and I just attended a Stand Up comedy show. Taking the stick out of Sugimoto's hand, I walked off to catch up with the kids."Sugimoto, I don't think you should touch this again unless you want to cheer me up. Okay?"

Sugimoto sighed in defeat and sulked back to Asirpa's cise. 

Night time rolled around and everyone was asleep. Sugimoto stayed awake with Osama's dad and talked about wolves. Huci told Sugimoto to take care of himself and Asirpa. He smiled and walked out of the kotan.

"You take care of yourself too, Huci"

'Should I follow or should I stay and watch over Asirpa? Staying with Asirpa means eating brains a lot, but if i go with Sugimoto then that means I'll have an Ainu child looking for me, and I could possibly be killed. I'll stay with Asirpa for now and help her look for Sugimoto, since I'm officially part their group now.' I reasoned to myself. 'But first sleep, I like sleep'

-time skippuda- 3rd PoV

 Morning time came in and Asirpa was holding a sutu while looming over you. Waking up fully, you scooted back so fast, you practically flew.

"W-Whatever Sugimoto Saichi d-did it wasn't my fault! Please don't beat me!" You pleaded. Asirpa looked over at your trembling form, and grinned.

"Come on, Let's go find Sugimoto! I have one of his socks. We can use Retar to track his scent!"

"R-Retar?"

"One of my friends, now let's go!" She pulled you by your arm, and dragged you out of your cise.

"When I find Sugimoto, Imma beat him with this!" She held up the sutu like it was He-Man's sword. You smiled and walked along beside her. 

"He doesn't seem to be in any huts we've previously used, so let me call Retar."

FWEEEEEEEE 

" ASirpa, what was that? You almost killed my eardrums."

"That was a deer call, Retar might think I'm a deer and come towards me." The lil dark haired preteen told you. You nodded. A white blur flashed before you. Causing you to stumble  and fall on the thicc snow. You looked around and saw A white wolf sniffing what seemed to be Sugimoto's sock and grimacing.

"This must be White ( Retar)." You asked. Asirpa nodded and dragged you along to follow Retar.

- Meanwhile in Otaru-

Sugimoto was calmly eating Soba, and suddenly the 7th division comes in and he double front kicks the first person to walk in. Stepping on somebody's face, he  jumps out of the whorehouse. Unfortunetly, one he regained his footing, he was hit with a bayonet in the back of the knee. Kneeling down they attacked him again, this hitting him in the face with the butt of a rifle.

_ back on the mountain_

"Asirpa, Sugimoto's hurt!" You shrieked. She looked at you confused.

"(Y/N)? what do you mean?"

"Saichi somehow got into a fight. I don't know where he is. But his dumbass is hurt."

"Don't worry about your crush (Y/N). He's Sugimoto The Immortal. It's not like he's gonna die"

You blushed a bit and nodded following Retar.

(Whoo i update too much)