You're G O L D|| Sugimoto Saichi x f!Reader x Ogata Hyakunosuke

bitch i am pissed

Everyone woke up the next morning with a start. Suzukawa was gone! It seems he tried to run away, poor him. There is no fucking way he'll get very far. Not with this group of people at least.

"Water...! Water!" he rasped. Quickly picking up a butterbur leaf and scooped water into it. As soon as he was about to drink, a bullet pierced the leaf and water spilled all over his face. 

Ogata laughed with a sadistic smirk on his face, "Go on! Run! Run!"

Suzukawa heeded Ogata's advice and dipped.  He ran as fast as he could. Though, it felt like hands were grabbing at him and pulling him back. One hand even pulled at his hair. Every time he looked behind him, nothing was there. You had been following him above in the trees of course. Wouldn't have been fun if he could see you.

You appeared in front of him, hanging by your knees on a tree limb. He almost headbutted you.  You hung there with an ugly grin on your face. You always wondered what it was like to hunt someone down. Jeezus, you're overpowered. But eh, too late to change that now. "You're running the wrong way, Chief."

He scrambled to turn around. Asirpa's arrow almost hit him in the face. 

"NOT THAT WAY EITHER!" Ogata jeered with a laugh. He was really enjoying himself.

Suzukawa turned some other way into a cise. "enka opiwka yan!" He yelled, "Some horrible people are chasing me!"

"Horrible people, huh?"

Suzukawa froze. That voice was awfully familiar to him.

Kiroranke turned his head to look at a dirty Suzukawa backing away from him. He took a long drag from his tobacco pipe, "Tell me, what makes them so horrible?" Kiro dumped his freshly lit tobacco in between Suzukawa's toes.

"hOT! DAMN HOT! Water!" he yelled, hopping on one foot towards the bucket o water. Little did he know, Sugimoto was behind him. And he stuck in on the ass with his bayonet.

"GYAH!" Suzukawa dashed for the entrance. Hijikawa stood outside and tripped him, and Ushiyama finished him off by jumping from the roof and landing on Suzukawa's back.

"Did you honestly think you could run away from us, Suzukawa?" Ushiyama asked. Suzkawa groaned in despair. You and Ogata poked at Suzukawa some more. Asirpa shook her head. All of y'all were something else.

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Lieutenant Colonel Yodogawa sat down with Suzukawa. Of course, Suzukawa was in his disguise. While the author was busy being lazy and writing horrible hulk one-shots, the Abashiri convicts helped Suzukawa get his act together for Inudou Shirosuke.

Sugimoto stood by Suzukawa's side with a cloth over his head, "Inu...Inudou!" My gawd did this man look stupid. But hey, Yodogawa was convinced that Sugimoto was a victim of Ienaga, so this plan might actually work.

Ogata was on the lookout. Your job was to distract the soldiers with Kiroranke. And of course, Sugimoto and Inudou's job was to get Shiraishi back.

Suzukawa spoke, "I'm here today because I heard that you were keeping Shiraishi Yoshitake with you... I'd like him back in Abashiri with me, please."

Yodogawa froze, 'how did that get out?'. He quickly covered it up, " I'm sorry sir. There is no Shiraishi here." horribly.

Suzukawa put his elbows on the table. Time for the show to begin, "Don't play dumb with me, Colonel!" he yelled. Sugimoto quickly shuffled over to 'Inudou' and began rubbing his head in an attempt to calm him down, "inUdOu... InUdOu...."