You're G O L D|| Sugimoto Saichi x f!Reader x Ogata Hyakunosuke

Intro to Abashiri

Escaping from one of the biggest, most impossible prisons to escape from wasn't hard. Like really, being a model prisoner is a great way to surprise people. Why you were in a big ass prison like this? It's kinda weird but you were there.

"So, (Y/N)? How did such a fine lady like you get in a place like this?"

"Well Nihei. It doesn't take much to get in a prison does it?" You asked, looking at the old man. He shook his head, understanding completely. Nihei got here by beating a man to death in front of the police. Tetsuzou was a weird man, talking about boners and bears all the time.

" In America, I was a bit of a... how would you put it? I was addicted to sex.... with serial killers." You hesitated a bit. Finally telling somebody about it.

'I'm like Sangwoo now that I think about it.'

The old man's eyes widened. He certainly wasn't expecting that.  He laughed, loudly,heartily. You chuckled nervously. Henmi had a tiny boner, and a look of srong contentment on his square life face.

" So, you had a thing for serial killers? That's real funny." Nihei made fun of you.

"I had a nickname! Black Widow. I'd take the married ones too. Literally anybody who killed or had a strong sense of blood lust, I did it with. If they weren't a good fuck. I'd let them go... face down the yellow river."

This caused the next cell over to laugh. Shiraishi Yoshitake probably. He shared a room with Ushiyama and a dude who like having sex with animals.

"I've never met a man who laughs while fapping, Yoshitake!" you yelled over. Another hearty laugh was heard. You right, Shiraishi was jerking off. 

The guards yelled at the six of you to stop, and everything quieted down. 

-time skippu-

Lights out. Shiraishi's light fapping was heard and a whisper,

"Shi rai shi- the reason they put us in rooms of three is so we don't have sex with each other."

That caused you to wake up coughing.