You're G O L D|| Sugimoto Saichi x f!Reader x Ogata Hyakunosuke

Special!

{Modern AU. Nobody's hurt either.}

The nine of you sat in a large circle in your living room. Tanigaki proposed to have a slumber party with all of your friends since you seemed to never stop talking about them. You originally went against the Idea, but Asirpa had the silly idea to do a piggyback race to determine your weekend plans.

___ Going back in time____

Asirpa clutched onto Sugimoto's back and you did the same to Tanigaki. It was stupid really. A race, Sugimoto didn't want a slumber party because he knew it was gonna be filled with men, Tanigaki wanted a slumber party because he wanted to know about the famous "Lonely Starbucks Hoe".

Adjusting yourself on Tanigaki's back so both of you would be comfortable, you looked ahead at the finish line. Shiraishi waved his dirty sock around at the finish line, signaling you four to start. 

Sugimoto got a really big head start since he had a lighter weight to deal with. Slowly but surely, The thicc zig-zaggy eyebrowed man caught up to Sugimoto with unbreakable determination in his eyes. You just sat there on Tanigaki's back with a blank look on your face, you were definitely having a slumber party, he had somehow made a giant baby holder using the shirt that shook with him every time he took a step, it really felt like nothing was on his back. Sugimoto looked at you in his baby holder and almost stopped running from laughter. 

Tanigaki huffed like a football player and pushed forward, winning the race.

____ Regular Time.. No more Time Travel____

Koito just loved the idea of having a slumber party. You had to drag the Lonely Starbucks Hoe to your house. Hijikata only came because of you bribing him with ochazuke. Sugimoto, Asirpa, Tanigaki practically lived with you. Ushiyama came for the peach cobbler you made a couple of days ago. You asked Kiroranke to come for Asirpa. You knew Shiraishi would sneak his way into your house, so there was really no point in inviting him.

"Alright everybody~" You chimed from the kitchen, sitting down in the living room with a giant bowl of popcorn. "My little bear cub hear wanted to meet the people I've spoken of so dearly! So if it isn't too much trouble, I'd love you all to introduce yourselves. Even if you all have met each other before." You clasped your hands together with a fake smile, not so happy about your current situation.

Shiraishi pointed at Ushiyama with a look of familiarity on his face, "You! Weren't you that man who was always at the strip club? I think I've seen you in the detention class or from somewhere."

Ushiyama stood up with a huff, "I'm Ushiyama Tatsuma. I like peaches." and plopped back down with his eyes closed, not mentioning the fact that he went to the class for bad kids and has the biggest libido the world has ever seen.

Sugimoto poked your shoulder, "hey, who's the old guy?" he whispered.

Hijikata stood up next, running an old hand through his long grey hair, "I'm Hijikata Toshizou. I'm only here because (Y/N) promised me ochazuke." He sat back down in his pillow and silently read through some magazine he found.

Koito had run off somewhere, so you let him be, "Who's next?" you asked, shoving some popcorn in your mouth.

Kiroranke stood up, "I'm Kiroranke, I like horses." He sat back down and looked at you expectingly. Finally, you stood up, 

"I'm (Y/N) (L/N), I like how everyone is keeping this simple. I'd be disappointed if you didn't know who I am. I don't like that you all are in my house but whatever, and next we have someone else because I'm talking too much and making this shit awkward!"

"I'm Sugimoto Saichi, I like dried persimmons." He quickly sat back down beside you.

"Chin chin nukina moshita naa!" you yelled. Koito came back in with a doughnut in his mouth and a whole bunch of Lt. Tsurumi stuff in his hands. All you heard was whispers like, "did she just say penis?" until one of your good friends came in.

"Hi, I'm Koito Otonofthin. I alsho shpeak in Kagothima dialect when I ish nervish." He pats your head as he walked past you and set his stuff in your room. You shook your head at him and decided to speed up the process.

Starting with Tanigaki, you introduced everyone to everyone. Except for the Starbucks Hoe.

"Oh ya, and the famous Starbucks Hoe, Ogata Hyakunosuke. STOP MESSING WITH MY FUCKING ORANGE JUICE."

Ogata walked into the living room with a bit of Orange juice dripping down his chin, his black eyes scanned the room and quickly decided to sit in the corner.

You looked at Tanigaki with an eyebrow raised, "You wanted this to happen, what are we gonna do now bear cub?"

"I- Um, I guess sleep?"

You hit him with a pillow, "You don't come to a sleepover to fuckin sleep! Sleepovers are all about things to do instead of sleeping!"

"Ooohh! I know I know!" A new voice called from your window. Koito looked over, "Nikaidou?" Everybody cocked their head to the side at this new person.

"We should summon a ghost!" Another voice called, also coming from your window, this person wasn't wearing an ear, but rather, a head plate.

"Tsurumi- Chui?" Koito just couldn't keep his shock in. You simply shrugged and scooted back some, making room for these mysteriously weird people in your home.

"How are we gonna do that?" Asirpa asked, shivering a bit. A third person came through your window holding an Ouija board.

"Who invited you?" You asked giving the new people who just sat in the middle of your (f/c) floor, incredulous looks.

A polite knock came from your door and for some reason Ushiyama answered the door, even then you still peeked from behind the giant man, 

"Oh, Ienaga! You're late as hell." You said pushing Ushiyama out the way and pulling the cross-dressing doctor inside, and closing the door before somebody else came.

"So, Y'all set up the Ouija board?"

The man who looked a bit like Voldemort nodded,

"He's Tsukishima. The man with the missing ear is Nikaidou. and lastly," The man with a missing frontal lobe made a grand gesture to himself, "I'm Tsurumi."

"Great. Now let's summon a fox lady."

You made everyone gather around in a tight circle and touch the triangle thingy. Slowly the planchette moved.

"B."

"O"

"N"

"E" 

The planchette moved so slow it didn't even look like it was moving!

"Bone?" Shiraishi asked, looking through the hole with one eye closed.

"R"

"Boner? Nobody was moving this on purpose right?"

(( Imma do part 2 some other time when it's not 4 am and I have company around.))