You're G O L D|| Sugimoto Saichi x f!Reader x Ogata Hyakunosuke

<3! Halloween Special <3!

It was Halloween, and Asirpa decided to buy everyone who bothered to stop by a costume. 

As soon as you walked in, Asirpa threw something in your hands and rushed you towards the bathroom, "Hurry hurry! Put it on! I wanna see if I got the right size!" She yelled, somehow locking the door from the outside.

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"What the hell is this!?" You yelled, looking at the outfit in the mirror.

Asirpa hurriedly unlocked the door, "(Y/N)! Are you- oh my..." Her eyes lightened up, "I got the right size! What a relief!" she sighed, pulling you out of the bathroom and into the living room where everybody was.

Everybody there stared at you in awe. I mean, who wouldn't, Asirpa picked out a playboy bunny outfit for you.

"Here she is! The Bunny!" She introduced, making a grand gesture with her arms at you.

A dark blush spread across your cheeks rapidly, you looked around for an escape route. No luck, Asirpa had Ushiyama at the back door with a sutu and Hijikata outside the windows with his favorite katana.

Asirpa grinned at you, "Come on (Y/N)!  There's no need to be ashamed! There's no escape either.  I mean, letting you put your regular clothes back on would let everyone else's costumes go to waste!" Her tone was unnerving

You grumbled in defeat and plopped down in one of the (f/c) beanbags in the corner. Shiraishi rolled over and poked your cheek, "What's wrong with the bunny wabbit?" he asked.

"You don't know?" you asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Know what?"

"(Y/N). You know Shiraishi doesn't know anything." Sugimoto added, not looking at you whatsoever.

"A bunny can symbolize sex and fertility. " You grumbled. 

Asirpa nodded, "Yup! I got all of your costumes based off an animal you remind me of!" she explained, "Sugimoto reminds me of a wolf," 

Sugimoto shot a small glare at Asirpa. 'Is this why I have a tail and I'm shirtless?' 

" (Y/N) always calls Tanigaki a 'bwoh cub' so I decided to make him a teddy bear, "

Then, you noticed a giant wallowing bear in the corner. 

"Shiraishi is always goofing around so I made him a proboscis monkey!" Asirpa finished, pointing at the useless man beside you.

Shiraishi was wearing a sock money jumpsuit and a nose with a giant nasal tip. Tanigaki was in a thick teddy bear costume, and Sugimoto wasn't really in a costume. He just had on ears and tail. It seemed like Asirpa wouldn't let him wear a shirt, so all of his beautiful battle scars were showing. At least Asirpa dressed herself up too. She was in a cute Panda onesie. Asirpa and Shiraishi were the only ones were weren't completely embarrased with thier costumes. In fact, they seemed to laugh at your emotional misfortune.

"Your timing is great Asirpa." You deadpanned, "What are you gonna tell me next? Ogata's here and dressed up like a cat?"

Next thing ya know, that son of a bitch comes downstairs, with a tail. Asirpa gasped, "Ogata! You forgot something!"

Cocking his head to the side, he kneeled down to Asirpa's level, "What is it?"

Asirpa stood up on her tippy toes and placed a pair of cat ears on his head, "All set." She smiled.

'Great.'

Sugimoto pointed at Ogata with envy, "HOW COME HE GETS TO KEEP HIS CLOTHES ON!?"

You laughed a bit, "he was traumatized last time he was here, it'd be wise if he kept his clothes on. There are boners everywhere remember?"