ALRIGHT HERE IS PART TWO OF THE THE LOL BOOK PINAPPLES!!! Haha! Be prepared to laugh till you feel a six pack coming!
WHEN PLAYING A FIGHTING VIDEO GAME: ❒ Sitting there quietly. ✔ Yelling, Cursing, and adding your own sound effects
Deja vu is when God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
Everytime you play HangMan, another stickfamily is left without a father.. I don't play hangman anymore.. :(
Whenever I get mad, I just imagine a t-rex trying to pick up a basketball
5 basic needs of survival? Food, water, air, energy and shelter. My 5 basic needs of survival? Food, twitter, music, phone and money.
In class. 5% Paying attention. 12% Playing with a pen. 21% Checking people out. 62% Daydreaming of what I could be doing if I wasn't here.
Facebook prank. 1) Change your name to "No One." 2) Go try to add someone. It will say, "No One wants to be your friend." (Ah ha! I want to do this! :D)
Best childhood memory: "Your mom's here! Quick, go and hide so you won't have to go home!"
Multiple choice test: A, B, C, or D? Me: "Well I haven't had a D for like 4 questions so I'll choose that."
Running up the stairs in fear, because you have the feeling of an evil prensence behind you.
The awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.
A friend will visit you in jail. A best friend *blows up the wall* "Get in the van now!"
When I sing with headphones on and I think "Why don't I have a record deal yet?" Then I take them off and realize why.
What helicopters do in movie 1% Fly around and land safely 99% EXPLODE!!!
Top 4 lies? 1. I'm fine 2. I don't like anyone 3. That was my last piece of gum 4. I've read and agreed to the terms and conditions..
Everything becomes 100 times louder when you are trying not to wake somebody up..
The shortest scary story ever? The last man on earth sat in a room. En there was a knock on the door.. Dun Dun Dun!
Rawr does not mean I love you in dinosaur. Have you watched Jurassic park? It means I'm going to friggin eat you!
Thank God pets can't talk, they all know too much.
On a math test: 4+2 = ? Me: *Use calculator just in case*
That awkward moment when it’s silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound.
Simon says jump. Simon didn't say land, you're all out.
4 wishes. 1) To earn money without working. 2) To be smart without studying. 3) To love without being hurt. 4) To eat without getting fat
In school: 2 + 2 = 4. On homework: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. On test: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”
Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you're extremely bored.
If you lose something in your room, take a picture of your room, put it on Facebook and play I Spy.
I throw my twitter in the air sometimes saying, Ayoo! Where'd my life go!
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Alright! That concludes ROUND 2!!! Yes! Woah-oh-oh-oh. Uh huh. Okay, okay, okay. So im just saying random words.. that mean nothing to you... well... unless they do.. then this could be like an inspirational speech. *Grins widely while giving two thumbs up* You are beautiful! Let no one tell you that you aren't. EVERYONE IS UNIQUE!! God spent 9 months making you. *wink wink* See ya l8er... Gonna update tomorrow if you want me too... :D
~Sarah
JOIN IN TOMORROW WHERE WE WILL BE EVEN CRAZIER!! WERE GONNA HAVE SUPER FUN!!!
WORD OF THE DAY: Um...
THE LOL BOOK PINAPPLPES!! :D SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW!! *winks*
